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Altador Cup Aspirations: Ranking Up

Altador is a place of many, many wonderful things. See some fantastic architecture, browse some long-buried ancient knowledge, sample some fine foods...you simply haven't lived until you've experienced your chef fry up an Altadorian cheese platter for you at your table! The inside of the cheese gets delightfully warm and melted, and don't get me started on the hummus. Mm-mm.

Of course, at this time of year, Altadorians only have one thing on their mind...that is, the Altador cup. It's an event centered around competition, honor, glory...and of course, the fantastically rare petpet known as the Yooyu.

by parasitequeen

The Altador Cup: Two Yooyus' Perspectives

We’ve all read countless press releases, interviews, and news blurbs about the ongoing Altador Cup, and it is hard not to get swept up in all the excitement! But I am here to provide you with the perspective and opinions that no one else has sought after: the yooyus themselves.

by lostmyacct
Ten Cutest Trophies in Neopia, and How to Earn Them

There are many, many cute items all over Neopia but we wanted to focus our attention on something that's a little overlooked: cute trophies! In this article, we will go over our picks of trophies we've found that made us go "aww", as well as include a few tips that might help you earn these adorable trophies for yourself!

by sugarxcoma
Summer Vacation: Mystery Island Edition!

Summertime is in full swing in Neopia! Neopians are out and about in Neopia enjoying the warmer weather before Autumn comes again. Many Neopians like to venture to Mystery Island to take in the warm weather. They enjoy the white sands, clear water, the scenery, and the exquisite tropical foods only found on Mystery Island!

Also by seanman1224

by indebtedness

Interview with my favorite team

Hello and welcome, I am here today with my favorite Altador Cup team - Shenkuu. I get to interview them and ask them about the things everyone is surely wondering. Hopefully we'll get some interesting anwsers about the Cup and some insight to the future Cups as well as get to know how our favorite team prepares for the Altador Cup and maybe peek at their private lives as well.

by maryannyks
An Interview With the Former Captain of Team Meridel

A cheerful song is playing as the camera opens on a smiling reporter. The song fades away.

by rafa_potter
Finding your inner Yooyu

The yooyu is an altadorian petpet and more than that, it is a symbol of the Altador Cup. Besides that, It is the star of Yooyuball, the game in which the petpet becomes a ball and the players need to catch it to score a goal.

Also by millyhz

by naama_mikeas

Comet's Guide to Faerie Bubbles

Hey, it's comet_rider2000, but you can call me Comet. Those who know me know that I used bubble-like portals to manipulate space and time! Well, one of the ways I keep my bubble abilities sharp is a game called Faerie Bubbles. It is a fun, but challenging game to play. I've gotten pretty good at it... I mean, all things considered..

by scechoi
 
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"A Trek With Team Lost Cause " by mimitchi880
"I've called this meeting today because of…well." A cough. "You know. You've all seen the numbers." Vonde Cayle, left forward of the Lost Desert Altador Cup team, flicked his enormous Wocky tail in a gesture everyone knew meant "a record-breaking sandstorm of words is coming and you all are about to get a face full of it." Everything felt heavy today: his gear, the squiggly-lined heat coming in through the practice room window, and most of all, his ever-faltering hope in his team. "Since when do you call meetings?" asked Rhee, in the process of tugging her gloves off. "Where's Leera?" "Leera is in the Alone-Time Corner, weeping for our lost dignity." "Oh, come on," countered Derbi with a shake of her scarlet wings. Usually she acted as Vonde's right-hand man—literally, she played on his right-hand side—but today her indignant team spirit seemed to trump her loyalty. "We lose every other day, every other year. When was the last time we got anywhere near the podium?" "Altador Cup X, fourth place," muttered the team in four-part harmonization. A pause. A long, sad little pause. "Well, after all this time, I’ve finally realized what our mistake has been," Vonde told them. "Not enough slushies slung?" asked Rhee, right defender. "Not enough noise made?" tried Derbi. "Not enough…" Luvea, left defender, frowned. "Shootouts showed down?"




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The Love of Fans
Please be a Fire Yooyuball or a normal one, those are the best for a quick goal. The Yooyuball rose into sight...

by brokensilent

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A Trek With Team Lost Cause
Sometimes team spirit is a little like a scorched chomato.

by mimitchi880

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Neovia's Corruption:Part Three
The rulers of Altador finally reached the famous town of Neovia. Thick fog slowly rolled through the deserted town, sending haunting vibes all around. It made both Altador and Nera uncomfortable. Only the sound of their footsteps filled the air. The silence had grown unbearable for the both of them.

by trishabeakens

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The Shadow of Takeryuu:Part Nine
The throne room was the most lavish place Eunji had ever seen. Crafted out of expensive stone, every surface was painstakingly hand-carved and accented with gold, silver, and precious gems. A few scattered windows let in misty daylight, while lanterns filled in dark corners with a subdued glow. Altogether it seemed a grim room, where no thought was given to happiness or comfort.

by cosmicfire918

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Dab-ling in the AC
They don't stand a chance...really though

Idea by d_a_r_e and stoneyboloney

by butterflybandage


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A Total Flop
My cup runneth over in all the wrong ways.

(also by minnesotan)

by rooftopchicken




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