|The Kadoatery: The Various Kadoatie PersonalitiesWhether you’re new to Kad feeding and are working your way towards obtaining the avatar or you’re an overfeeder who spends the majority of their time hanging out at the Kadoatery, I guarantee that at some point you will have met some, if not all these Kadoatie personalities!|
|Snaw's Beauty Post: Shampoos That Shine!Hello, my adoring, impressionable fans! Welcome to the first ever issue of Snaw’s Beauty Post: Neopia’s most trusted and highly acclaimed series of articles centered on the dos and don’ts of Neopian grooming products. |
|A Look into the Neopian Star SignsHave you ever wondered what was in the stars for you? Neopian stars are unique and tell stories all on their own, so we teamed up with the Altadorian Astronomy Club to give you in the depth on all twelve star signs, also known as the zodiac. |
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|Underrated Neopets (And Why You Should Get One)Want to create a new Neopet but can't decide which one? Here are a few ideas that might get you started!|
|Petpet rescue: a guide to getting that avatarHey there, if you’re like me then you might be something of an avatar collector stumped by the frightfully high scores on some of these games. |
|Neoquest 2: Faerieland Sprint ThroughThe last chapter of then Neoquest 2 series|
|The Paintbrush ConspiracyWelcome, dear reader. Speaking here is Dr. Rosalie Thompson, journalist and registered physician. In the last few months, I excavated the Neovian Printing Press and unveiled a conspiracy that might redefine all Neopians’ conception of reality. Follow me on this journey of enlightenment.|
|A Study in 10HP MovesetsI know this one's not about HP Increase, but don't think I've forgotten about it. I still pine for my lost mechanic.|
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"Through Everything" by diggingdeeper
"And so, you can easily argue that Hornington’s theories do not stand up to current scientific standards, as well as entirely contradict the findings of Rosher in his study, "Swamp Gas Aishas in Their Natural Habitats." Therefore…"
Twirling her spoon with one clawed finger, Rentiey was beginning to think that every breakfast would be like this now. Getting painted always changed a pet, and ever since her brother, Chartruse, had been painted Transparent, his confidence had risen exponentially. This also had the unfortunate effect of making him completely unbearable. She was too polite to tell him to go away. The Draik sighed and put the spoon down.
"Excuse me," he said, eyes narrowed. "Are you even listening?"
"Yeah, I am." Time to pick up the spoon again. Resume swirling cereal.
"Well—good. Now, back to what I was saying." He opened his mouth to continue but was quickly interrupted by the slam of the door. His head whipped around to look at the second intruder on his very perfectly interesting monologue. "Ugh, do you mind?"
The surly Pteri in the doorway flapped over to the table and perched on the top of a chair, ignoring him entirely. She leaned forward to pluck a juicy Tchea Fruit from the bowl. After chomping it down, she sat in silence, just watching. The Hissi scowled at her.
"Are you finished, thank you very much?"
"Char, no one cares about your weird science stories," she grunted back.
His eyes widened. "How dare you? The work Hornington and Rosher have done for the scientific community is astounding, absolutely imperative—"
"Yeah, yeah, Rash and Hornwhatever are real important and all. Fine." She cleaned between her feathers. "Just can it for a minute, will ya?"
“And so, you can easily argue that Hornington’s theories do not stand up to current scientific standards, as well as entirely contradict the findings of Rosher in his study, “Swamp Gas Aishas in Their Natural Habitats.” Therefore…”
|An Officially Unofficial Yooyu|
I'm just your everyday, nondescript petpet. My color is plain, the color that I was born with. I am not painted a special color and I'm okay with that. I enjoy all the same activities as any other petpet: taking walks in the park with the other petpets, being fed only the highest grade petpet food available, and being pampered with toys, grooming items, and a nice cushy bed to curl up in at the end of the day. A comfortable and relaxed life definitely the life for me. That is all I want and all I will accept.
Oh. You've noticed, haven't you?
I am a Yooyu.
|Hope For New:Part Two|
Late at night, thunder crashed around outside the little bars of my cage. The pound wasn’t a nice place, let me tell you. Dr. Shtalker would make his rounds every day, collecting the pets who had been there for the longest, and taking them to his lab, cackling with joy, and every day I hoped I wouldn’t be one of those pets who never returned.
|Neovia's Corruption |
“My dear, the Kiko Lake Team poses absolutely no risk to the kingdom,” King Altador spoke, stirring his hot cup of tea with a small silver spoon.