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5 Beach Looks That Shine!

The snow has melted, the days are getting longer and longer, and the sun is finally out and is shining all around Neopia! As the temperature rises on thermometers everywhere, the prime time for beach adventures is only just around the corner! To prepare you for the sand and the sea, we have put together five fresh and fun beach looks for your Neopet!

Written in collaboration with mel_liew_ming_li

by teukieteukie

Optimal Pyramids Play

I've immersed myself in the wonder of the Pyramids, been visited by the queens and kings of the Lost Desert and started dreaming in cards. That's right, I've been maddened by the variant of Solitaire that a certain Aisha has been peddling in front of the Lost Desert's biggest landmark, Pyramids!

by testmatch
A Fyora Day Edition: Top 10 Fyora Day Party Items!

Fyora Day is one of the most looked forward to Neopian holidays, and falls within the Month of Relaxing, but don't be fooled - one can't relax if they intend to prepare to celebrate Fyora Day in style. How does one celebrate Fyora Day in a fashion that will make their Neofriends green with envy, and want to join in with the fun?

by princess__neo277
Affordable NP-Only Customizations

We've all been there: you need a super cute, spooky, or seasonally-appropriate customization for your pet, but you don't have the cash for NC and, well, you don't really have the NP either. That's all about to change! Below is your comprehensive guide to super affordable NP-only customizations.

by waterbird333
Advanced Stock Market Strategy for the Neopian Millionaire

There are many ways to becoming a Neopian multi-millionaire. Some manufacture plushies by the hundred of thousands. Others restock in the shops.

by prince_genkaku_han
Zombie Neopets: An Anatomical Debate

They say you only have one chance at life, but that’s not always the case. Those who are lucky- or depending on your view, unlucky- enough to be raised from the grave have come to be known as zombie pets. Be it from potions, paint brush or lab experiment gone wrong, these shambling friends can provide some unique and interesting insight on the life cycle of a Neopet, and how death is sometimes merely a road bump along our journeys.

by waaurufu
Eight MORE Dangerous Neopians (Who Are On The Loose)

Hide your children, and those with faint hearts, for these creatures could be lurking outside your window right at this moment….

by sick_swimmer
A Successful Guild

So you want to join a guild or you’d like to make one yourself. After having been in some I can tell you a few things.

by karlynne1964
 
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5 Beach Looks That Shine!



The snow has melted, the days are getting longer and longer, and the sun is finally out and is shining all around Neopia! As the temperature rises on thermometers everywhere, the prime time for beach adventures is only just around the corner! To prepare you for the sand and the sea, we have put together five fresh and fun beach looks for your Neopet! You can trust that your pet will be the star on the shore with any one of these stunning ensembles. Of courses pieces can be mixed and matched, but we hope that what you will see here will be a proper diving point into some inspired summer looks.



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Edna the Avatar Thief (Part 1)
Edna the witch is probably one of the more written about villains in the Neopian Times. Villain you might say? Well villain she is indeed! Not even Dr. Sloth himself would have the nerve to ask for 20,000 Neopoints of items per quest and not give a pesky avatar out! Edna has no such limitations.

by m0nster_rancher

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What Has to be Done
Durveda would have loved to have been in the room when his brothers took their first drinks of the potions.

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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Twelve
FINAL TIP: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

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Hope For New
I’m just a yellow Kougra; nothing special. If you want to read my story, go ahead. My story has a happily-ever-after, yes, but it’s not like that. My story is much more complicated. It’s hard for me to even tell it nowadays. So if you really, truly want to read it, go ahead. Go on, read it, but this is a warning.

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Head in the Clouds: Lab Ray
Surprised he still recognizes him...

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Neglectful Owner
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