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The Definite Ranking of Neopian Food

What’s the best food in Neopia? Well, worry no longer. I have very unselfishly travelled the entire Neopian globe for no reason other than to find out that information for you, the reader.

by unfogging
Neoquest 2: The Haunted Woods Sprint Through

Part 4/5 of the Neoquest 2 series

by califorthehomeless
Guide to Bottled Faeries

So you’ve released a bottled faerie… now what? It’s not uncommon stumble upon a bottled faerie while strolling through the various regions of Neopia. Yes, these trapped faeries can be found all throughout the globe!

by jellikescherrypie
Guide to Planting Neopian Flowers

April showers bring May flowers! We have already suffered through last month’s rain (although if you ask any Koi, they’ll say it was quite pleasant, actually), and now is the time to reap the beautiful rewards.

Written in collaboration with sunshine482

by k3l26

Seven Easy Ways to Reach All-Star in the Altador Cup

Written while considering which team to join this year.

by karlynne1964
A Recap on Daily Dare 2018

Another round of Daily Dare has come and gone in the blink of an eye, and it’s time to reflect on the good, the bad, and the…Zurroball?

by lauren92_k
Neopian nostalgia

I know you are probably playing Kass Basher or maybe you are just too busy looking for the hidden tower (keep trying, you will find it!) but let’s just stop for a moment, pause the game and stop looking for the tower, it won’t run away, I promise. Let’s just ask ourselves: why are we here, playing Neopets? What brought us here? And, well, why are we still here, with our lovely and beloved pets?

by norrossa97
 
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"Rasputin's Revenge:Part Four" by trishabeakens
"Please.. for the sake of Fyora, stop playing that harmonica." Nera, who was sitting on the floor with her hands over her ears, begged the shadow draik who she learned was named Dave Dave had played the instrument for what felt like hours. The more he played, the worse he seemed to get. Nera tried ignoring it, but after so long it had become annoying. Being rude to the guy was something Nera didn’t want to do, but again, the sound was incredibly annoying. She could only take so much at the moment. The Draik stopped, and smiled. "I’m only trying to make light of a dark situation." He laughed, slapping his knee at his small joke. Nera groaned, putting her arms over her knees and resting her head down. On top of being tortured by that awful noise, Nera still hadn’t found a way out of the dark and dusty dungeon. She never came down here so she didn’t know the room’s layout all that well. And..Rasputin most likely has taken over the kingdom by now. Nera worried for the kind residents of Altador, and for all of Neopia. The mutant ixi may just decide to conquer the entire world. And it was all her fault.




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Spyders, Seafoam, and Slow Rainy Days
There were muffled voices in a room far down the hall. Rain droned on the roof and the room was a bit too warm. The afternoon was flat grey and time was in no hurry to pass.

by rrooaarrrr

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The Witch's Cookbook:Part Two
“Hold this for a minute, would you?”

by brilliantgrey

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The Found CIty:Part Three
This was a disaster.

by unfogging

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The Floating Islanders: Ultimate Weapon
I think someone threw a pea at her too if you can believe that.

by yankeesrule244444456

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Safe and sound
Suspicious...

by lighters_



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