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Wheeler’s Wild Ride – A Guide to Gold!

Wheeler rides his bike through various parts of the island and across a variety of treacherous terrain. Terrain includes a assortment of hills, bumps, jumps, pits, and ramps. Your job is to help guide Wheeler and his bicycle through each level...

by afoxy
Top Ten Most Frustrating Things Only Neopet Players

We all love Neopets, a tried and true friend for many years. However, like all great friendships sometimes things happen that really annoy you, things that make you think this is the straw that broke the camels back but then you hug and make up.

by tkprtyrhd
Avatars to try for during the Holiday Season

Have you tried to get a good prize from a site event? Like you want to get some rare item from Snowager or Turmaculus and didn’t get anything?

by hallie035
Kauvara: The Untold Story

Kauvara is one of the most well respected potion masters in all of Neopia, which isn’t really surprising considering her skill in producing such amazing handmade potions. However, even with as many visitors as she gets a day, how many Neopians truly know Neopia’s most famous Kau?

Also by Iljanmw

by klutzygirl1

Top 3 Underrated Dailies

These dailies are left in the dark to those few who know about their greatness.

by fairygal626
The Perfect Winter Vacation

Are you tired of making the same exhausting trip to Krawk Island every December, fighting against gangs of pirates just to get to a sunny beach? Then it is time to change up your holiday destination!

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11

All that Glows is not Gold

Everyone knows the good old saying ‘All that glitters is not gold’.

by water_park1993
Christmas in Moltara

This time of year, we are always presented with the traditional holiday images: snowmen, hot chocolate, roaring fireplaces and toasty chestnuts, carolers out in the snow, but sometimes, we forget that the holidays isn't all cold days, snowflakes, and getting bundled up until we resemble a small yeti everywhere.

Also by teukieteukie and cavrylin

by madiwoo

 
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All that Glows is not Gold



Everyone knows the good old saying 'All that glitters is not gold'. That saying which constantly reminds you that not everything that looks precious ends up being as it looks. I know it and I can assure you I know the exact same sentence in three different languages. However, what happens when something glows but it's not golden? Or when something golden doesn't glow? Does it hold that 'All that glows is not gold'? Asking the real questions, it is finally time to test the hypothesis and find out, by inspecting items spanning from the realistic to the more abstract. The first items on the list are the most realistic and the most obvious. The Golden paint brush and the Glowing paint brush.



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