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Amazing Apparel For Your Aquatic Friends

We have provided ten Neopoint items and ten Neocash items to inspire you to create an amazing customization for your Neopet!

Also by somethingsosurreal

by madiwoo

Running A Great Guild - Choosing Council

There might be some people out there who can do it all by themselves, but most people will at some point or another need support, plus it’s just so much more fun running a guild when you have some friends with you to do it. Don’t you agree?

by antipopulace
War is Coming

Things aren’t slowing down any at the Battleground of the Obelisk: regularly your faction leader calls on you for assistance defeating rivals, but you are also hearing whispers of an even greater battle…

Also by salpal26

by blade0904

The Perfect Beach Vacation

Summer is at its peak here in Neopia, the days are hot and the sun is shining, it's the perfect time to hit the beach and catch some rays! But what is the best way to go about doing this?

by lefaii
Altador: Beyond the Cup

This year’s annual Altador Cup is long over, but that hasn’t stopped many Neopets and their owners from extending their vacation in the tourism capital of Neopia

by dunefurandlilypelt
Snow Roller Avatar Guide

This guide is to help you get to the score of 6,500 needed for Snow Roller!

by berzerkturtlez
Cleaning Out Your Gourmet Foods Gone Bad

Based off gross foods found while searching gourmets and possible child-like reactions to eating them!

by remidica
 
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"The Scientist" by zurohana
The Usul snatched the box from his grasp. “I’ll decide what’s my business, thank you very much.” He turned the box over in his hands, running his paws over the text. “What is this? Some kind of chemicals? What do you want with chemicals, weirdo?” Some of the other Neopets giggled, peering over the Usul’s shoulder to look at the gift. “It’s a chemistry set,” the Scorchio said. “That’s different. And give it back.” The Usul didn’t listen, shaking the box as if to see if anything was hidden inside. But no sound emerged—the glass was seemingly tightly packed. “No thanks. I think I’ll take it for myself.” He began to turn, but the Scorchio interrupted. He could feel his face turning red. “Give it back.” With a smirk, the Usul displayed the box above his head. “Nah. Don’t think so.” “It’s mine, and you’d better give it back.” “Or what? You gonna make me give it back, little Scorchio?” That was enough; he felt the rage fill him. The Scorchio stood to his full height and flared his nostrils. Steam poured out in lazy swirls. “Yeah, I’ll make you. You know the reason they gave me the chemistry set, and not you? It’s because I know all sorts of things about chemicals. Yeah. It doesn’t take much, you know?” The other Neopets were backing away now. His voice was lower than normal, and his eyes were bulging in his small head. “Just a few things is all I need to get you, when you least expect it, and then you’ll come running back and you’ll—” and here his voice cracked “—you’ll regret every trying to take anything from me.” He felt his lips spread in a mad grin. Quickly, the Usul set down the chemistry set. His hands were shaking and his tail was tucked. “You could’ve just asked nicely,” he said, backing away. The other Neopets had already fled. “I don’t want your weird chemistry set. Don’t want it at all.” The Scorchio lunged forward to grab the toy and dragged it behind him as he walked toward his bed. “Good,” he said, never taking his eyes off the scared Usul. “It’s mine.”




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Bledynn and Vera
Sand stung his eyes as he pushed forward, shielding his face in the crook of his elbow, left hand placed carefully on the hilt of his sword. In between breaths, he could faintly make out the bone-chilling moans of the undead drifting through the wind.

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by butterflybandage


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The Sun and the Moon
There are a lot of things he’d always assumed would disappear from his life once…well, once his life itself disappeared. Or, really, what his life was before because he’s still here even after it’s been long gone.

by hshtagcoffee

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Journey through the Centre of Neopia: Part One
The snow-covered face of Terror Mountain was just beyond the volcano, but the area felt more like Lost Desert. She shook her head. The natural weather patterns of the different lands of Neopia were best left to the experts. She was about to leave when she saw something shiny.

by kaioti

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The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The Beginning: Part Three
While lupes are much better at seeing in the dark than, say, a human, the jungle was still very dim for him, and he could hardly believe Scout could track anything in this darkness. "Are you sure you can see his tracks?"

by daniecelpines

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Head in the Clouds: Up in the Sky
Just let me have this, please.

by yoshisislandbandit

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Chia Greeting Cards Part 2
Peachy!

Also by chantili_doce

by hopeandjoy




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