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The Best and Worst Dressed Scorchios in Neopia!

This week’s report centers around one of the oldest species known to Neopia: Scorchios.

by spukl1
Losing It All On The Wheel of Extravagance

Those who are as unlucky as I am, this article is for you! There is hope, there is support, and we are in this together..even if we end up having to stay at the Cockroach Towers.

by fippinator
Trapped in Freaky Factory

Blobs. Small blobs, big blobs, ginormous blobs. Red blobs, blue blobs, yellow blobs. I imagine these are coloured as such to represent anger, sadness, and cowardice: All common feelings whilst trying to obtain the elusive Freaky Factory avatar.

Also by theyellowrose

by dissiechrissie

The Perks of Learning Astronomy

Have you ever struggled to remember the moon phases?

by doglover3662
Ideas for Designing Your Character

Writers and art blocks can be very real! Well here are my top 5 ideas on make your pet the character you've had envisioned in your head for so long.

by _the_spardel_queen_
A History of Festival of Neggs Prizes

While Neopians everywhere have been enjoying this lively celebration for many years, the festival and its prizes have evolved over that time. In this article, I would like to go through the evolution of prizes and prize types for the Festival of Neggs.

by andrewo94
WRITING FOR THE NEOPIAN TIMES – A GUIDE

If you want to be a reputable writer in Neopia, you must understand the mechanics behind the Neopian Times.

by mazaii_3
Searching for the Best of Neopian Times

With this article I hope to accomplish a sense of reminisce of the past and to also help guide users to see the talents of the authors here on the Neopian Times.

by jehtredmonkey
Wish Sticks, Truth or Folklore?

What someone considers a lucky charm differs from individual to individual, but there are some items on the site that are specifically said to be lucky. And that brings us today’s topic, if you’ve looked for such lucky items you may have heard or even had these items: Wish Sticks.

by pikachu315111
A Forager's/Fanatic's Guide to Mushrooms

Today I'm going to teach you all about mushroom foraging and the different types of mushrooms you can find around Neopia!

by auraphic
8 Ways to Celebrate Kougra Day

If you want to plan something special but are unsure of what to do, feel free to take some of my ideas and celebrate Kougra Day in style with your pets.

by scubadove
Lutari in the Battledome

Lutari are fun-loving positive Neopets that love to play. They have a huge set of skills that have helped them adapt to life in two environments: land and water.

by katietease
Kougras: The Colors Edition

As we get ready to prepare for Kougra Day, the wondrous day that celebrates Kougras of all shapes and sizes, it might be a fun idea to change up your Kougra!

by butterflybandage
 
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"Cellblocked: The Warden's Tale" by silver_mist_91
It was a strangely foggy morning; the sun had yet to peak through the clouds over Meridell. I was taking my daily walk from my little shack out to my job at the Mini Acres Farm. Running the Rubbish Dump was never my dream, but it was a job I fell into and never managed to leave. Honestly, compared to where I was now, it seemed like paradise back at that dump. When I arrived from my walk, my boss, a grumpy blue Kacheek named Ronald, sent me immediately to the fields to start shifting through the garbage. Not every item that we find can be resold to the local shoppers. We have to be very careful that no food has gone bad (at least, that we can identify) and that items aren’t too broken. I plunged my hand into a particularly smelly pile of trash, trying to discover any salvageable finds, when I felt a strange item in my hand. I tugged and tugged through the pile covering it until I was able to pull it out, and when I did, my heart sank. The sword was large, heavy, and solid gold. It wasn’t just the fact that I had pulled a sword from a pile of rubbish. It was much more than that. Smack dab in the middle of the handle was an unmistakable badge. The crest of Meridell glistened with a red and blue checkered pattern and I knew right away that this sword was of immense value. I dropped everything else and ran back to Ronald. Out of breath I shook my find at him, “Look…..what…I found!” Ronald’s eyes went wide at the sight of the sword.




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Sca's Snowager Showdown
Sca was no ordinary Kacheek, in fact most people didn't know she was a Kacheek at all.

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King Hagan: Brightvale's Shining Beacon
When he began this ritual all those years ago he never thought that with such an educated bunch of citizens he would still be left wanting in terms of wisdom but he was and still he sat here day after day waiting for the rare glimpse into knowledge that he still had not acquired.

by faeriequeenoffire

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part One
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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The Magic in Being Lost: Part Two
She eyed the golden coins as they glimmered in the flickering candle light. To come so close—

by drifbilim

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Lightning Lenny Stays Positive
Lightning Lenny from Defenders of Neopia 2, usually looks quite bored by the lack of new villains.

by leo15177

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Happy Easter - Free Neggs For All
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by jmo7692



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