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Celebrate Valentine's Day In Style

A guide to wearables, both NP and NC, for Valentine's Day!

by sychologist
Valentine's Recipes To Melt Your Heart

It's here, it's here, the most lovely day of the year! Here is a collection of my favorites for Valentine's Day.

Also by alyseth and sosuleaf

by marbear_4u

The Best Pink Gift

Here’s a friendly guide on why Meepits make great gifts, and some tips and tricks to pass on about how to care for them

Also by blackroseofwisdom

by djleclair

Top Ten Neo Smilies

Neopets has truly set the bar high for all of the internet; they have produced some epic new age Smilies.

by hectic_haley
Anti-Valentine's Day: A Holiday Guide

As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day.

by snowfur33
Celebrating Lennies: The Underrated

As celebration commences, I believe we should all take a moment to look back through Neopia’s history and honor some of the most underrated (and often forgotten) Lennies of our time!

by butterflybandage
Our Most Inventive Habits!

I have to admit, the cleverness of my fellow players never ceases to amaze me! Inspired by the idea of inventiveness, I list the top 10 ways in which Neopets players have adapted the site to suit their selves.

by indulgences
A Very Lenny Valentine

This guide serves as a great way to give your best Neofriends one gift that counts for two holidays, save yourself some Neopoints by being as smart as a Lenny!

Also by Erai

by alienigenosidad

Charity Corner - Recap and Review

As this year's Charity Corner comes to a close at 11:59pm NST this Friday, we look back and reflect at this whirlwind of a weeklong event that caught many people off-guard after a break in 2016.

by runintherain
Sweetheart Grams Guide

One of the most exciting parts of the Valentine's Day specials are the Sweetheart Grams. This guide will dive head first into the grams, covering everything you need to know about the pink and lovely scrolls.

by nah_nah
The Top 10 Valentine's Day Spots In Neopia

Gathered in this article are our top 10 best Valentine's Day places in Neopia! These locations also double as great places to bring friends, or just to treat yourself with a night out, so even the anti-Valentine’s Day crowd might just find their new favourite spot in this list.

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

 
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"The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a Villain" by _brainchild_
Then the teacher turned off the lights to get everyone's attention. "Class," she began, "it's time for recess." The children rushed out the door excitedly, abandoning the sugary stockpiles which they had been guarding fiercely. The teacher followed the stampede. Walda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk. She had eliminated all of the chocolate in about ten minutes. Therefore, she had to settle for the other types of candy, which vanished in another ten minutes. When the other students returned from recess, they stared at Walda with aghast expressions on their faces. Consumed by a sugar rush, she was sprinting around the room, dancing atop the vast heaps of candy wrappers that littered the floor. The other students started to grumble. One of them, a Baby Grarrl, was particularly overwhelmed by rage. "NO!" he shouted. " You wouldn't DARE!" You did NOT eat everyone else's candy! You selfish little beast!” Nevertheless, Walda ignored him, since she had traveled off to her own little world.




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Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime Blues
Before Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried. Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!”

by downrightdude

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Charity Closet Cleanout
I wrote this piece in hopes of inspiring a way to use up the sheer volume of unusable PB clothing in Neopians' closets.

by claytonskitten

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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part Three
"Someone approaches. You will not fail us, son of Kass." I was just in time to hear the faerie utter the words before The Three turned on the spot and vanished.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Spiral: Part Six
We couldn’t possibly let you take over the world without making a comeback special. That’d be irresponsible...

by waterguardianwmr

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Also by oldcorpsebreath

by soccergirl101397


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Avatar Collecting Can Be "Hard" (as Ice)
"If he gave it to you, then you're worth it."

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by joslucca3000




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