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Understanding Extreme Potato Counter

Hello friends! I’ll spare you the introductory garbage and just get right to it. You’re here because you would either like a trophy in EPC, or the avatar, or both! You’ve already run across several guides that have provided great suggestions in helping you come closer to that goal, but more than likely you haven’t reached it yet.

by redken9x9
21 Flavors of Neopia’s Grossest Ice Cream

Hence, after extensive and grueling research that included lots of sampling in many of Neopia’s finest shops, I discovered a bounty of exciting new flavors that will jump-start your taste buds, broaden your confectionery horizons and challenge your better judgment. Keep in mind that these suggestions are not recommended for the fainthearted.

by binky1260
10+ Items We Need in NeoHomes 2.0

Glitches and goodies!

by zehlua
Top 5 Easiest Flash Game Avatars

Whether you’re an avid collector or just think game avatars are cool, there’s really no excuse to NOT have these avatars in your collection – they’re fun to work for, great to look at, and improve your account more than you would realize; and, if you get really good, you may even score a trophy in the process!

by forcenturies
Logical Neocash Trading

There is no denying that one of the most popular aspects of Neopets is the Neocash Mall. With hundreds of items to choose from, it is virtually impossible that you cannot create an outfit to express your pets’ personality.

by xxfallensnowangelxx
The Dressy Way to Celebrate Fyora Day

Fyora Day is upon us again and it is time to celebrate in the most fanciful way possible! Dressing up your pet in Fyora themed items will certainly please the faerie queen on her special day, and win you favours all around Faerieland.

by gattacaa
Cup Loyalty: Some Feelings About Switching Sides

What if that feeling is telling you to switch allegiances after years of dutiful rooting-on and color-coordinating? What then?

by bizniscorg
Altador Cup XI Match Report: In the Commentary Box

Despite the high emotions from all sides, the morning papers describe this as a friendly match. We'll see how friendly it is when the first tackles start flying in. Today the participating teams are Haunted Woods and Darigan Citadel. Say hello, boys!

by an9375
 
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Altador Cup XI Match Report: In the Commentary Box



Hi there, and welcome to the eleventh incarnation of the Altador Cup! I’m Kuszemi, and I’m here today with Tobias Sigmir and Hovri Sweet, who will be walking us through the match. Despite the high emotions from all sides, the morning papers describe this as a friendly match. We'll see how friendly it is when the first tackles start flying in. Today the participating teams are Haunted Woods and Darigan Citadel. Say hello, boys!Tobias Sigmir: Hiya there! Hovri Sweet: Hi! Layton Vickles: What am I doing here? I need to get my teeth into some undead playerssss… Krell Vitor: Oi! Watch where you’re pointing those fangs, Canine!



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Pick Your Own: Experiences of an Explorer
I've always heard tales of the wonderful oasis known as the Meri Acres farm. My friends had told me about the wonderful adventures to be had. They told me about how they had wandered for hours, filling their baskets to the brim with the delicious fruits (but mainly berries) of their labor. I knew, however, that Meri Acres didn’t actually exist.

by auraphic

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Origins: Ethel Boortz
With a sigh, Ethel Boortz slowly eased her way up out of her rocking chair, crossed the porch, and made her way down the steps towards her young grandchildren. "Michah and Kayla, what did I tell you about Yooyball matches?"

by hzoo_26

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Eight
As I continued to tell Kell what happened to Natia, Jane, and I last time, I looked around the veins in this cave. There was still no sign of our friends. Only rocks, stalagmites, and stalactites (not even the glowing ones that we saw earlier – just boring rocks). I gave a little sigh to myself. While I wasn't losing hope, I was getting a little frustrated.

by chasing_stars44

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The Moderately Evil Faerie: Part Two
The Dark Faerie Sisters stared in disbelief as they stood in the main entrance to Jhudora’s home. They were expecting something different. Something dark and sinister. Instead, they were greeted by a gaudy, cluttered home painted with only purple and green. Jhudora picked up a bartamus and held it close to her as she smiled brightly.

by rocksysmom

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Pants
Um, hello?! Just look at me!

by cria_sherwood

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The REAL Cost of Avatars...
Is it really the LUCKY ones who get the avatars?

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by sn4zzeh




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