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The Many Travels of a Pretty Kadoatie

The name is Pretty Kitty, and let me tell you from the start that I’m a good kadoatie --- one of the best of my species, if I dare to add. Not being proud or anything here, just you know, when you’re so confident that it’s the truth, you sometimes get quite eager to share it with everyone you meet!

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by pandacat838

Finding Time For Your Pets When Life Gets Busy

We’ve all had times when we are so busy we barely have time to eat and sleep, let alone find time to feed and play with our Neopets. Rather than let our accounts languish, there are some things that you can do to keep your account moving forward, even in the busiest of times.

by katehoughtonbeckett
Why Did You Downsize? - Part 2

A popular article of mine was called "Why Did You Downsize?," and it received a lot of fan mail. The idea of downsizing struck a chord with many of my fellow players, and they admitted that after reading my article, they were inspired to downsize their own accounts.

by indulgences
The Ten Worst Petpets for Faerieland: A List

If you’ve ever visited my homeland of Faerieland, you know exactly how full of purple, fluffy nonsense it is. Sure, it’s cute for the first week or so, but being surrounded by the same pink billowy clouds day after day gets exhausting. You know what else is exhausting? Choosing a petpet.

by bizniscorg
Eau De Neopia: Neopia's Top 10 Perfumes

How is a Neopian to know the best from the worst perfumes out there? And what kind of perfumes there are available here in Neopia? Have you ever wanted to try something a bit more daring than but not sure if you can pull off that bottle of Sloth Spring Scented Perfume? Well, we have compiled the top 10 perfumes available in Neopia for you to digest. So sit back and prepare to be educated.

by princess__neo277
Aspargus and Honey: Neopian Recipes for Springtime

Here, I have devised some recipes, based on some of my favourite Neopian springtime suitable foods and tested them in my own kitchen. Get cooking!

by shortcrust
Rhoasy's Raddest Restaurants: Kelp!

We’re finally tackling one of the most well known- and most expensive- restaurants in all of Neopia! So put on your fancy dress, get all those NeoPoints out of the bank, and make sure your fur is groomed- we’re on our way to Kelp, a fine dining establishment that will leave your stomach full and your wallet empty.

by tennesseethomas
Ten Items That ALMOST Exist

Viva la Pombrero!

by zehlua
Character Re-Introductions: Topsi

This time I'm interviewing the Cybunny who’s been the host of the Festival of the Neggs for the past two years now: Topsi.

by pikachu315111
 
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"The Rise of Altador" by kittenbags3
A day came, a day like no other. A day that could not have been foreseen, not even by the most talented oracles that have been forgotten deep within the lost desert. Neopia was no longer a place of joy or adventure. Twas no longer a place where the innocent could roam freely and do as they please. The invaders had taken all of that away. No other moment had united Neopia in the way that the invaders did. The danger undeniable, the solution was clear: unite or die. And so it was that all of Neopia stood united, united against the invaders. It was the Grundos that first warned the rest of the lands. Above the atmosphere, working within the Virtupets Space Station, the advanced Grundo technology detected the invaders long before they arrived. No one knew before then just how brave the Grundos truly are. That noble species evacuated every non-Grundo from the station, sending only the Grundo children back down to the surface. After warning every nook and cranny of Neopia’s surface of the coming catastrophe, the Grundos sprang into action. It was known that the Grundos were smart, that could never be denied. But it was known by few how prepared they were, how selfless. With a few buttons pushed and switches switched, the Space Station transformed. Within moments the seemingly harmless satellite had become a weapon. A battle ship of the cosmos. Flashing lights of every




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