|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 724 | 18th day of Running, Y18
|Neopian Zombie Apocalypse: Where to HideHave you ever thought of what you and your neopets would do if there happen to a zombie apocalypse here in Neopia? Well, think no more. I have come up with some places I think would be perfect for a long hideout in case zombies attack.|
|Not What TNT Intended!After musing over these aspects of the site, I wondered, what else about this site has happened that TNT didn't intend at all? I decided to rush over to the Neoboards and ask my fellow Neopians. I got many interesting replies!|
|Berry Bash Trophy GuideBerry Bash is a fun strategy game that with a bit of patience can easily earn you a nice shiny trophy for your userlookup. Rufus the yellow Kougra is acting as Grand Bogen and needs your help to unlock new Gadgadsbogen berries and ensure that all his guests have a wonderful time!|
|10 Things To Do When You’ve Hit A Neo-WallI think everyone has hit that point in their time on Neopts when they log on and utter 'I have nothing to do on Neo..'. It's mid-month when trophies are harder, you have 3 dream pets and a lab rat, and a vast majority of avatars. WHAT DO YOU DO?|
|Guide For the Recently Ghost-edHaving a dramatic change in physical appearance can be incredibly stressful for anyone, but even more so when those physical changes come along with changes in ability. If you’re reading this, you (if you’re a Neopet) or your pet (if you’re something else) has recently been painted Ghost! You may be wondering, what does this mean for you?|
|Rhoasy's Raddest Restaurants: Grundo's Cafe!After a long waiting period and a good old fashioned temper tantrum by yours truly, we’ve finally made it, and I’m happy to give you what you’ve been waiting so long for: my review of Grundo’s Cafe, an interesting eatery right on the space station recreation deck!|
|The Lament of the Water FaerieThe Lament of a Water Faerie, or "Why the Fountain Faerie’s Quests are Overrated and Everyone in Neopia is an Ungrateful Snorkle”|
|Wintery Games: Ice Cream MachineBe careful with the flying scoops!|
|Illusen’s Thoughts On Jhudora’s Bluff RewardsI interviewed Jhudora on her day to review the Illusen Glade rewards. With it being Illusion Day I thought it would be only fair to have Illusen do the same with Jhudora Bluff rewards! I asked Illusen and she was quick to agree, seemingly eager in wanting to talk about Jhudora’s rewards.|
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"Sutek's Ancient Tomb" by reiqua
“Nooo, Sarina!” Torin called desperately.
His friend teetered precariously on the brink of the pit. Her hands grabbed fistfuls of air. But it was futile really. She fell all the same.
Torin sighed a soft sigh. His shoulders drooped slightly. He walked slowly over to the edge of the pit.
“Why do I get such a strong sense of déjà vu about this?” He asked the ceiling.
Maybe, he thought, it had something to do with the fact that he had seen this before. In fact, it was the fifth time this month he had watched Sarina fall into a similar pit.
“Are you okay, Sarina?” he called down.
She was. The Aisha was sitting up already. She had survived many bigger falls than this one.
“Hold tight,” he called to her “while I figure out a way to get you out of there.”
Sarina had the good sense to refrain from pointing out that she could hardly go anywhere. She sat against the side of the shaft she had fallen down and investigated her bruises. I should really stop doing this, she mused.
At the top of Sarina's pit, Torin was scurrying about busily. He fished a rope out of his pack. Then he began to look about for something to tie it to.
There was nothing.
Nothing on the ceiling. Nothing on the floor. Nothing on the walls. Nothing.
The sandstone corridor at this point ran straight for a good twenty metres before turning a corner. And in that stretch, there was not a single statue or ornament to offer an anchorage point. He supposed that whoever had built this Gebmid had made it that way on purpose. When you set a trap, you don't want to make it too easy for your victim to escape. But he wished they hadn't.
Even back in Year 4, Neopia Central was a busy place.
Bustling crowds of shoppers hurried from one store to the next with their Neopets, or stopped to eat, or unfolded that week’s copy of the Neopian Times to read the conclusion to their favourite series.
|Sutek's Ancient Tomb|
“Nooo, Sarina!” Torin called desperately. His friend teetered precariously on the brink of the pit. Her hands grabbed fistfuls of air. But it was futile really. She fell all the same.
|Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Seven|
Chloe mounted the stairs back to the sitting room where she had left Buzz. She opened the door quietly and found Buzz still there. He was sitting across from Kristy, having pulled a chair up to the sofa where she was now seated. She had finally changed out of the ridiculous costume she had been wearing.