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Customization Diaries of the Gnorbu Obsessed #2

First things first, the basics. What are the basic items you think every neopian should have in their closet before they start customizing?

by 987654321_hj
Uni Grooming Guide

The Uni is known for being the most vain Neopet of all. With currently holding the sixth place overall of the most popular Neopets, they have every reason to devote hours of their day to improving (and admiring) their appearance. In this article, we will be taking a look at various grooming items made especially for Unis, as well as useful books for Uni owners looking to make their Neopet the prettiest one around!

by aleu1986
The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors!

Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too!

by indulgences
Wintery Games - Snowmuncher

Be prepared for such a burping adventure!

by royal_real
Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” Lists

Trading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists.

by rayoceanweaver
An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo

I'm sorry sir! I'm only trying for the avatar! I can pay to fix your very nice spaceship- Kneezles, run.

by beagums
Trophy Guide to Spinacles

Also by dino8268

by malphd

Countering the Stereotype: The "Vain" Uni

An article arguing for the end of labeling Unis as "Neopia's most vain creatures"

by puddydog
 
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An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo



Obtaining games avatars are a grueling task. They require expert skill and hours of practice. (Usually - I’m looking at you, Kass Basher) Avatar hunters know that after the first few hours of gameplay your mind tends to... wander a bit. You begin to ponder your Neopian existence. Why am I here? What am I doing? Why have I been flinging space rocks for the past two hours? Am I hungry? I think I’m hungry. I’ll get lunch... after this last rock.

 What was I saying? Oh yes, avatar games. This is one of those moments. I present to you my letter to a presumably deranged space rock flinging Grundo.



Other Stories


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A Day in the Life of a Kougra
Hi everyone! My name is Siraelas and I am an ordinary blue Kougra. I was born on Mystery Island on the 24th day of Swimming, Year 7. I’ve lived at 155715 Coconut Road (Mystery Island) all my life with my owner, Jen (who also goes by the name siraelas, oddly enough). I like gathering food (a trait I share with Jen) and when meeting others, I am very friendly (unlike Jen, who is quiet & reserved).

by siraelas

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Gieva's Story: A Dream Come True
“Gieva! Oh Gieva, where are you? I’m so worried!” Gieva’s owner cried out. “Scampy, whatever are we going to do? She’s so small and petite swimming out in the big ocean, who knows what might happen.”

by incheesuswetrust

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Four
Chloe followed Buzz out, putting her mask back on as a matter of habit. The courtyards were orderly, but they were plain, the flowers gone and only the bushes remaining. The signs of Elise's hard work, maintained by a gardener when they were in Neopia Central, were gone.

by kristykimmy

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Eight
I groaned. "Everyone still thinks that Jane, Natia, and I are thieves," I answered. "I'm going to talk to Queen Fyora to clear our names. I'm a little surprised she didn't do anything already."

by chasing_stars44

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Gaining a Level in NeoQuest
How about not so loud next time?

Also by murillion

by shadowlugia_92


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Durian Difficulties: Part 1
Super Durian to the Rescue!

Also by bha288

by joslucca3000




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