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Customization Diaries of the Gnorbu Obsessed #2

First things first, the basics. What are the basic items you think every neopian should have in their closet before they start customizing?

by 987654321_hj
Uni Grooming Guide

The Uni is known for being the most vain Neopet of all. With currently holding the sixth place overall of the most popular Neopets, they have every reason to devote hours of their day to improving (and admiring) their appearance. In this article, we will be taking a look at various grooming items made especially for Unis, as well as useful books for Uni owners looking to make their Neopet the prettiest one around!

by aleu1986
The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors!

Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too!

by indulgences
Wintery Games - Snowmuncher

Be prepared for such a burping adventure!

by royal_real
Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” Lists

Trading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists.

by rayoceanweaver
An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo

I'm sorry sir! I'm only trying for the avatar! I can pay to fix your very nice spaceship- Kneezles, run.

by beagums
Trophy Guide to Spinacles

Also by dino8268

by malphd

Countering the Stereotype: The "Vain" Uni

An article arguing for the end of labeling Unis as "Neopia's most vain creatures"

by puddydog
 
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The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors!



Someone on the Neoboards made an astute observation, one that was so true that I gaped at my computer screen for a few seconds, then typed back that I completely agreed. Her observation was that people, no matter how many expensive and rare avatars they already own (such as "MSPP" and "Super Attack Pea!"), always use their latest achieved avatar, rather than their rarest. For instance, instead of using their "MSPP" avatar, they'll use their latest game avatar, such as "Carnival of Terror."



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A Day in the Life of a Kougra
Hi everyone! My name is Siraelas and I am an ordinary blue Kougra. I was born on Mystery Island on the 24th day of Swimming, Year 7. I’ve lived at 155715 Coconut Road (Mystery Island) all my life with my owner, Jen (who also goes by the name siraelas, oddly enough). I like gathering food (a trait I share with Jen) and when meeting others, I am very friendly (unlike Jen, who is quiet & reserved).

by siraelas

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A Day of Play
When I woke up one morning, I took a moment to look around the bedroom of my owner’s Neohome. Everything seemed so peaceful and calm. To me, everything was right with the world.

by blackghoulmon

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Eight
I groaned. "Everyone still thinks that Jane, Natia, and I are thieves," I answered. "I'm going to talk to Queen Fyora to clear our names. I'm a little surprised she didn't do anything already."

by chasing_stars44

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Two
I felt like I had been struck by a wall of bricks. Everything crumbled, and I plunged into a nightmare. I vaguely remember the teacher shrieking as a strong arm yanked me from the floor, his merciless glaze looking down on me.

by ummagine3284

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The Struggle With Snowwy
I just don't get it.

by brooklyn3223

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The Life of Fruit and Veggie Chias
We're just poking fun!

by flustre



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