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Your Unexpected Successes!

Curious about the ways in which my fellow Neopians became unexpectedly content with all that they've accomplished, I decided to head on over to the Neoboards and ask them, "When did your ambitions finally give way to contentment?" I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences
Foods with Flair to Enliven Your Holiday Table

As we head into the holiday season, my Neopets and I look forward to all the wonderful treats that these festive times bring. And when we are gathered together to enjoy the company of our Neofamilies, what better way to celebrate than with food!

by binky1260
16 Ways Neopets Helps You Master "Real-World" Skills

In honor of Neopets’ 16th birthday, we’ve compiled a list of 16 awesome aspects of Neopets.com that have taught us Neopians some useful things about the “real world,” as some like to call it. (Wait, what? There’s life outside of Neopets?)

Collaboration with hottendott

by a_ramsell

The Shopkeepers

In every Neopian land, there are shops, and where there are shops, you`ll find shopkeepers. This article is not about the busy, hardworking Neopets that manage the thriving businesses from Moltara to Neopia Central, however, it`s dedicated to those who watch over the user`s shops and galleries.

by aleu1986
Scoring Big When You're Bad At Games

As much as I have always enjoyed playing games, I’ve never been that great at them. It hasn’t stopped me, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that it made earning Neopoints through games and scoring the much coveted trophies and avatars easy.

by katehoughtonbeckett
Neopets Random Events

Did you ever wonder about those Random Events that pop-up on your screen sometimes? Learn more about them here!

by oliviagy
Perfect Pairs: Top Ten Tea and Cake Combinations

Every Neopian knows there’s nothing quite like a good cup of tea to soothe your soul after a long, hard day at work. Add a cupcake, or a buttercream-smothered slice from the local bakery and you’re all set for an evening of rest and relaxation for you and your Neopets. But how does one choose one’s evening indulgences, faced with such an abundance of flavours, styles and brands?

by pepper_imp
Ten Trophies to Try for When the high Score Tables Reset

Whether you're a collector and hoping to add a few new trophies to your collection or you are just wanting to improve your account with a few extras, these eight games should always be on your to do list each reset (if you have not already won them).

by goldensif
 
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"Wishing for a Happy Birthday" by iciclefaerie05
Qtty was delighted! Her sister Theloni’s first birthday was coming up. Although Qtty looked the baby, she was in fact years older than her youngest sister. She was determined to make this the best birthday ever! She had her other sisters, Cuddlicious and Dylean, working on decorations, food, and entertainment. They already had Yes Boy Ice Cream signed up to play at the party! The baby Poogle was bouncing between the shops in Neopia Central. She had the most important job; she was in charge of presents! Her and her sisters had pooled their allowances to get the biggest, best gift their meager Neopoints could buy. She jangled the small bag of Neopoints – 5,642 Neopoints to be exact. Qtty had counted and recounted three times with her sisters. Quirking her brow, Qtty scanned the Bazaar jangling the bag of Neopoints mindlessly. ‘Would a gourmet chocolate be the right gift?’ Qtty asked herself. She took a whiff of the rich cocoa fumes coming from the Chocolate Factory and shook her head. Nope, her sister like most Alien Aishas, preferred the oddest combinations: mayonnaise and flies, fish and chocolate, ketchup and ice cream. Yuck! If the chocolate smelled good to Qtty, it probably was not gross enough for Theloni.




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Usuki Singing Stars #27: MORE Publishing Problems
“Hey girlfriends!” Sparkles cheered as she entered the Neoschool cafeteria. The pink Bruce strutted towards her friends, took her seat next to Patricia and placed a copy of the Neopian Times open-faced on their table. “Look, I brought something for us to read while we eat,” she said with a beaming look on her face.

by downrightdude

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Zilean Visits The Faeries
Zilean, an older Pirate Krawk and an eccentric sorcerer who calls a clock tower his home, had always had an obsession with time travel. After countless years and failed attempts, he was finally successful at designing an enchantment that made it possible to travel in time. This is Zilean's journal.

by painted_dreams87

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The Faerie of Ars Arcanium: Part Three
The spiralling portal opened before Alyss just like it did yesterday. Diakumablo noted to himself that it was still as surprising and as impressive as it was the first time.

"Are you all sure you'll be fine on your own?" Queen Fyora asked them, clearly concerned.

by orisasda


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The Silver Lining: Part One
Philesia had brushed her fur so that is appeared soft and lush, almost covering the pink scales that rose up out of her spine. She had groomed her ears until both of them were shiny, although her left ear had tried to bite the brush a few times. She even had curled the eyelashes that protruded from her one large eye. Finally, looking in the mirror, the Mutant Aisha decided she was ready.

by goodsigns

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Anniversary - Part 9
I'll show you strong supporting-turned-main character in a later plot..

by caylista

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Maintenance
Seriously? Again?!

by ssjelitegirl



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