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10 Bouquets For (almost) Every Occasion

There are plenty of bouquets around Neopia and they can be suitable for occasions of all kinds. But with such a wide choice there are many Neopians who get stuck with the mind numbing fear that they may accidentally choose a bouquet inappropriate for the occasion. And if you do that then you know for sure you won't be receiving an invitation for the latest Neopian Ball. However this guide is here to help guide you to make the perfect bouquet choice for any occasion

by usukii
Architecture of Neopia: Altador

To a scholar of Architecture, Altador is without a doubt the pre-eminent land in Neopia. The prevailing style is known as “classical”. For this reason, I ventured to the ancient land where the sultry evening streets are alive, with warming smells and crackling fires heating takeaway speciality hot dogs and fancy fig pastries. The architecture of this realm is often overlooked in favour of the annually held Altador Cup.

by arkwright
Flaunt Your Nerdiness: A Customization Guide

I’ve compiled a simple list of items to help you get started. My theme this week is geeky chic. The title of nerd was once a shameful nickname, but now it is worn as a badge of pride. The nerd subculture has grown tremendously over the years. Now your neopet can also revel in their own nerdiness with a wide array of wearables. Perhaps you can even sport matching pocket protectors, eh?

by mustang1772
Designing a Neohome on a Budget

Are you finding it difficult to create a well-furnished Neohome on the cheap? Here are some tips to help!

by guineagymnastics
Guide to Guild Success: Part 1

Get to know why your guild members are the most important addition to your guild

Also by imgonnageta.

by sosudude

The Definitive Guide to Fyora Fashions

As one of Neopia’s leading fashionistas, leading leaders, and the biggest advocate of the colour purple, it is not difficult to see why one would want to emulate the Queen Fy. However, with so many wearable options lately, this has become quite a challenge. Well, fear no more! If you are a fan of the Queen and want to show your pride on your sleeve, quite literally, mix and match the following pieces in this guide to create the ultimate Fyora fan outfit!

by oreo2135
The Best Food Items Under 100 Neopoints

re you pets tired of eating jelly and omelettes everyday? Do you want to treat them to something without wasting all of your neopoints? Then you've come to the right place! Here you will be reading about a variety of cheap cheap but delicious Neopet delicacies, all (or most of them) 100 Neopoints or less!

by shyslice
Book Reviews and Recommendations: Ixi Day Edition

Over the years, we have read a LOT of books, so she and I decided to start reviewing them. This time we decided to review books in honor of Ixi Day (11th day of Swimming), so we invited _Ixiish_, my Ixi, to join us in the book reading and reviewing fun!

by panda_baby150
 
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The last stray beams of moonlight filtered through the thick fog that hovered over the Deserted Fairground, which was anything but. Shrieks of not feat but laughter sounded through the well-kept cobwebs of the musty stands.




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Sandstone Boots
In Anmon, children danced in the playground of the dust devils. The spirits would have eaten them if they knew, but the children were too quiet for them to notice.

by dimartedi

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By the Sun's Hand
The last stray beams of moonlight filtered through the thick fog that hovered over the Deserted Fairground, which was anything but. Shrieks of not feat but laughter sounded through the well-kept cobwebs of the musty stands.

by racerfishy

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The Sorceress and the Prisoner: Part One
The mist drifted lazily through Darigan Citadel, a permanent fixture for many years. It was a bleak, dark place, which promised destruction and evil at every corner.

by dudeiloled

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The Fire Within: Part Seven
“I intend to destroy Moltara City, the surface lands, even the space station and above. All the way to the top if I must. The purity of the core must be kept.”

by herdygerdy

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The Kiddie Krusade: Omelette
Look before you eat!

by fancypants200

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Well That's Not Fair
All of the work, none of the glory.

by chylaira



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