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||Issue: 689 | 10th day of Swimming, Y17
|10 Bouquets For (almost) Every OccasionThere are plenty of bouquets around Neopia and they can be suitable for occasions of all kinds. But with such a wide choice there are many Neopians who get stuck with the mind numbing fear that they may accidentally choose a bouquet inappropriate for the occasion. And if you do that then you know for sure you won't be receiving an invitation for the latest Neopian Ball. However this guide is here to help guide you to make the perfect bouquet choice for any occasion|
|Architecture of Neopia: AltadorTo a scholar of Architecture, Altador is without a doubt the pre-eminent land in Neopia. The prevailing style is known as “classical”. For this reason, I ventured to the ancient land where the sultry evening streets are alive, with warming smells and crackling fires heating takeaway speciality hot dogs and fancy fig pastries. The architecture of this realm is often overlooked in favour of the annually held Altador Cup.|
|Flaunt Your Nerdiness: A Customization GuideI’ve compiled a simple list of items to help you get started. My theme this week is geeky chic. The title of nerd was once a shameful nickname, but now it is worn as a badge of pride. The nerd subculture has grown tremendously over the years. Now your neopet can also revel in their own nerdiness with a wide array of wearables. Perhaps you can even sport matching pocket protectors, eh?|
|Designing a Neohome on a BudgetAre you finding it difficult to create a well-furnished Neohome on the cheap? Here are some tips to help!|
|Guide to Guild Success: Part 1Get to know why your guild members are the most important addition to your guild |
Also by imgonnageta.
|The Definitive Guide to Fyora FashionsAs one of Neopia’s leading fashionistas, leading leaders, and the biggest advocate of the colour purple, it is not difficult to see why one would want to emulate the Queen Fy. However, with so many wearable options lately, this has become quite a challenge. Well, fear no more! If you are a fan of the Queen and want to show your pride on your sleeve, quite literally, mix and match the following pieces in this guide to create the ultimate Fyora fan outfit!|
|The Best Food Items Under 100 Neopointsre you pets tired of eating jelly and omelettes everyday? Do you want to treat them to something without wasting all of your neopoints? Then you've come to the right place! Here you will be reading about a variety of cheap cheap but delicious Neopet delicacies, all (or most of them) 100 Neopoints or less!|
|Book Reviews and Recommendations: Ixi Day EditionOver the years, we have read a LOT of books, so she and I decided to start reviewing them. This time we decided to review books in honor of Ixi Day (11th day of Swimming), so we invited _Ixiish_, my Ixi, to join us in the book reading and reviewing fun!|
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"Close Your Eyes and Look to the Skies" by Username
“If you close your eyes and look to the skies, you may catch a glance of her.” That was what Ger’s father had always told him anyways. It wasn’t until the Baby Gelert grew up and told his friends this that he realized what a paradox it was. Close your eyes and look to the skies?! You can’t do both.
Exiuz, a Checkered Mynci, had always dreamed of becoming an investigator for lost petpets, but it wasn’t in his plans to become one in the Haunted Woods. But regardless of how he felt about being transferred from the serene Mystery Island to the creepiest place imaginable, he had to set those feelings aside and focus his mind on the matter at hand.
|Hot Snow Soup|
“Great! Aaren is learning how to be a good friend…but he still isn’t comfortable around others."
“It doesn’t come naturally to everyone, you know.”
|The Fire Within: Part Seven|
“I intend to destroy Moltara City, the surface lands, even the space station and above. All the way to the top if I must. The purity of the core must be kept.”
|The Beginning of the Shadow: Part Four|
Zee called after her best friend, but she didn’t get a response. Zee could only stare at her friend’s retreating figure. She slumped back down on the bench, her shoulder sagging.