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Shop Wizard Secrets

Given his history, when I was offered an exclusive interview with the Shop Wizard himself, I jumped at the chance.

by absdafabs
Dazzling Desert Pets

The Desert Diplomacy event gave us lots of lovely new wearables especially suited Desert pets, but let's not forget the Lost Desert Paint Brush yields the best wearables of all!

by aleu1986
What to Do If You're Cyberbullied on Neopets

Cyberbullying happens everywhere, and it's best to be prepared.

by xxrayray
The Neopian Snakebite Manual

Anyway, suppose you're walking through Sakhmet and you get bitten by a Wadjet. Panic!

by alli_draggy
Character Introductions: Elvin

I'm interviewing the host from the newest daily in Kiko Lake, Kiko Pop: Elvin.

by pikachu315111
More Abandoned Than the Attic

You thought the Almost Abandoned Attic was almost abandoned? Take a look at these stores before they go out of business.

by anti_guy
Are You a Kadoatie or Warf Neopian?

This is something everyone should know about themselves.

by saudadesdagripe
Remembering the Habitarium & Finding New Hobbies

The Habitarium quickly began to provide a place for us to unwind, turn a profit, and care for our little bugs.

But, of course, all good things must come to pass.

by bizniscorg

Gourmet the Vegan Way

I've given my recommendations for what to eat in Neopia's two most famous gourmet restaurants; Kelp and the Golden Dubloon.

by phoenix_through_fire
Top Mystery Capsules

As the Dreams and Nightmares Mystery Capsule Adventure finishes up, it is a good time to look back through history at some of the best mystery capsules that have been released over the years.

by szkageyoshi
 
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"I don't think that belongs to you," Nabile said. Across the room, a younger Ixi stood completely still, eyes wild and searching... no doubt for a quick escape. She empathized; his was a position she'd been in many times in her tenure in the streets. Thieves didn't last long unless they were good at finding novel ways out of sticky situations, and...




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Third
There was no doubt that Grarrls had a ferocious reputation that went back as far as anyone could remember - the very beginning.

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"Was Coltzan a Good King?"
"My lord," repeated the breathless Shoyru. "It's a Monocerous. Near the west gate. I came as fast as I could."

by reiqua

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A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing: Part Three
This letter has been delivered to inform you that you have been accepted into my clandestine league, the Sway. The new member initiation meeting shall be held tonight at 6 o'clock...

by dogz_rock_98

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The Lonely Stranger: Part Two
Why did we have to study Virtupets culture this year? Ash could've let me skip a class, knowing what talk of Virtupets did to me...

by aircraftcarriers

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Skarrl's Best Day Ever!
Great turnout!

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Iceberg Sundae
Bae caught me slippin'.

by tazmiko



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