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The Ultimate Beginner's Training Guide

Training your pet seems kind of like a daunting task, especially if you have spent some time on the Battledome Neoboards.

by nighters
Common Neohome Pests - For Pleasure and Profit

Some tips for converting these uninvited guests into amusement. And, of course, NP.

by agallis
Resellers, NOT Restockers

There are some things I've managed to pick up that I would love to share with the other newbies...

by rish94a
Tips For Successfully Starting A Neopets Site

Starting a graphics site can be one of the most rewarding things you will ever do on Neopets, but the truth is that it doesn't come easy.

by painted_dreams87
Top 25 Tasty Treats for Easter

It's a magical time for Neopians of all ages to enjoy chocolate bunnies, marshmallow chicks and jellybean-filled Easter eggs...

Also by wokitana

by blue_eyed_tiger_j

Defining Investor's Inflation

Today, we're going to be talking about inflation.

by rider_galbatorix
Top Twenty Shoyru Items

I think it's time we should talk about some great Shoyru items.

by happytimewithmilk
15 Spring Reads

If you like to curl up with something to read, here are 15 books for the spring!

by jrayeb3
Top 10 Most Beautiful Neggs and Three More

With so many beautiful neggs to choose from, how do you pick a favourite?

by lunafaeire
Clockwork Negg Puzzle Y14: Revisited in Y16

Remember two years ago when we had a nice little mini plot involving a journal and finding the mysterious clockwork negg?

by incheesuswetrust
 
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"The Color Yellow" by goodsigns
Yellow_Cheese_Burger bounced a ball against the wall of the room; it bounced back to him with a comfortable, somewhat satisfying rhythm. He was feeling upset, for no particular reason. The ball bounced back and forth, back and forth. "Yellow?" Lina called. "Yellow, are you in your room?"




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The Ixi Raiders of Cogham Village
"I have pillaged trading caravans," he muttered for the eighth time. "I have attacked innocent adventurers. Why am I the only Ixi Raider who cannot raid Cogham village?"

by pillsi

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The Next Goal
"I think we'd better get a move on; someone is pretty excited!" Kai apologised to the bank manager.

by swimmingstar01

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The Little Pea: Part One
Dawn crawled across Faerieland in a burst of golden radiance...

by nycflowergirl

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The Quest to Rescue Baelia: Part Two
The road was a dangerous one for the pair of adventurers as they set out from Terror Mountain.

by leonieke

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The Dark Star: Part III
Introducing Silvermoore, the first mate!

by the_shii

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Dinner with the Scarlets: Nigel's Fantasy
Time to rethink everything you knew about Nigel's Tech.

by june_scarlet



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