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Neopians Claim Oracle is Evil

This morning, the oracle of the obelisk was sighted doing "something suspicious."

Also by homsar_eggplant

by parody_ham

The Villain’s Editorial

Enjoy the rest of your precious editorial! Mwahahaha!

Art by june_scarlet

by june_scarlet

The Gallery of Lesser Evil

Those lesser known villains going about Neopia and causing trouble as well.

by noxlyx
How to Dress Like a Villain with NC

Which Neocash items will help your pet stand out and really pull off that villain look they are so interested in trying out.

by greenj12356
Six Reasons to Start a Kastraliss Fan Club

Brace yourself.

by flufflepuff
How to Dress Like a Neopian Villain

We chose some of the most famous Neopian villains – Jhudora, Hubrid Nox, Eliv Thade, and Mr. Krawley...

Also by amarillida

by martia_elior

Theories on the Origin of Meuka

Our thoughts on the elusive creation of Meuka.

Also by suspensiion

by therainbowsheep

Villains' Favorite Heroes

Here are villains to talk about their favorite heroes...

by pikachu315111
Neopia's Most Evil Eats

Neopia is known to be a fun and friendly place, but you can find quite the variety of villains if you know where to look.

by blessed_faerie
An Interview with Balthazar

I was able to sit down with Balthazar to talk, but not without the price of three bottled faeries. They'll be fine, though... I think.

by xiaolin10413
Lifestyles of the Affluent and Illustrious: Emperor Razul

I wasn't going to let a silly thing like complete and total annihilation stop me from getting my interview.

by birdinggal
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Start a Kastraliss Fan Club

Let's talk about finding the plague serpent himself. I mean, he's large and breathes poison everywhere he goes, so he can't be that hard to find, right? Wrong. Kastraliss is one of the most elusive Battledome challengers out there, next to the Snowbeast, of course. (I'd like to think that the latter cowers in fear...

Other Stories


A Villein's Best Day
One potato, two potato, 100 ton marrow, four potato.

by kadface


Auction of Evil
Castle Nox had let to divulge its deepest secrets. Rooms that did not appear on the plans still held their treasures. Dark treasures.

by herdygerdy


Travels of a Would-Be Knight: Eddetha the Immortal - Part Five
If Xin or one of his younger siblings brought up wanting to be a knight, he'd probably recommend them sticking to something less dangerous, like baking.

by daniecelpines


Alfred Quenton, Villain Extraordinaire: Part One
"Monstrous Lupe and skinny Ogrin boy, you are about to receive a once-in-a-lifetime offer! Although you may be pathetic and wimpy now, I will mold you into mighty villains to be feared and respected. All you have to do is sign here and here."

by thedoggirl_97


Disturbing Quests
Those Haunted Wood Quests can be a little disturbing at times...

Story by brandon00000119

by mandypandy667


Handmade Gifts are Always the Best!
"Hey, I put a lot of time and thought when I was making this one..."

by supremity

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