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The Weirdest Avatars Of All Time!

I decided to compile a list of the weirdest, rarest, and possibly most unfair avatars in all of Neopets history.

by indulgences
Homage to the Unsung Faeries

They work hard and earn little respect for what they do for us.

by calliegraphy
Understanding Inflation!: A FAQ

Neo-economics doesn't have to be anything scary or complicated. It's actually a really interesting thing that can help you understand what's going on in the world of Neopia...

by affluentflaw
Why The Food Club Is So Great

Why Food Club is so profitable.

by rider_galbatorix
Helpful Recruiting Tactics

What fun is a guild without having at least a few members?

by chunky12316
10 Games Facts Many People Don't Know About

Here's a list of random things that numerous people asked on the boards more than once or were really surprised to find out about + a few games tips for you.

by nicanorduarte
Who Wants To Be A (Neo)Millionaire?

A Guide For Those Unable To Restock

by schadenfreudee
Limiting Your Neopoint Spending

Whenever I need to save up a good sum of neopoints, my first strategy is to set a neopoint goal before spending anything.

by rationalizing
10 Kacheek Day Celebration Tips

I've planned a day of super fun Kacheek themed activities and events...

by therainbowsheep
 
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"Party for One" by peachwriting
"So I can't like balloons? Vicious stereotyping." Poor guy's standing there, practically shivering out of his boots. It's pretty funny, you know? Mean, but funny, and I guess that's what dark faeries like. I also guess that me saying that is stereotyping too, but I really don't care...




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Don't Judge A Pet By Its Color
I glanced down at my pitch-black hooves as I sulked outside the door to my owner's castle. I had been appointed as the Head Knight a few months ago...

by yayzers

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Madison Jones and the Case of the Neopies Caper
Please understand that this recording must stay in your hands. If anyone untrustworthy were to get this recording, it would be disastrous!

by wildtail_4998

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Adventures and Such at Camp Batterfly: Part Three
"How was your first day?" Marissa asked as they lay down in bed.

"Good," Zita lied.

by crabcake123


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Second Chance: Part Seven
She could feel the void rising up like water around the narrow bridge of solid ground they walked on; cold, intangible things crept out of it, making her fur bristle. She couldn't see them, but she knew they were all around her...

by liouchan

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Little Baby Chia
Poor little baby...?

by deboratibi

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Rubbish!
Objects discarded: 0

by sergente__hartmann



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