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Around Neopia: Altador

Today, my boss walked into my office and slapped a ticket to Altador down onto my desk. He promptly informed me that I would be traveling to the land of Altador...

by spirit_wolf589
Architecture of Neopia: The Lost Desert

Sakhmet Palace itself is the true gem of the Lost Desert, in my humble opinion. From miles around, the glittering onion dome is visible – made all the brighter by the dazzling sun.

by arkwright
Meepology

I have dedicated two weeks of my time with meepits in order to study them and their lifestyle.

by the_furreh_one
World Challenges – Challenge Yourself!

A World Challenge is a competition, but not just any competition!

by sylanne
The Lazy Neopian's Guide to Becoming a Millionaire

Most people continue playing the game the hard way without realizing there's a better method.

by fenshae
Halloween Lupes vs. Werelupes: An Anatomical Debate

Many people use the terms "Halloween Lupe" and "Werelupe" as interchangeable terminology for the same set of creature. However, this couldn't be farther from the truth.

by waaurufu
Thieves Guild Presence

Little is known about the Thieves Guild, one fact being that its members range from petty pickpockets to complex heist masterminds.

by kitsunesan321
Avatar Tedium and What To Do About It

I will list here some of the most maddening Tediums, and the ways in which you can transform them into Tolerables, or maybe even Terrifics.

by ohforamuseoffire
 
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"Flashback" by chestnuttiger787
"Stop it." My voice was pitifully weak; even I knew it. Glenna threw her head back and laughed heartily, resting her paw on Fenno's arm as if she would fall over from mirth if she didn't. Perhaps I will leave my experiment as it is now and make piles of soot of them, as the machine has been doing lately, I thought, with grim satisfaction...




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A Plethora of Plumpies
Ok. So this is what happened. I missed the advent calendar event that gave away the new Plumpy petpet. Weeks went by and towards the end of month of Eating, the following year; I began to feel seriously remorseful about this.

by gypsychic420

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Hall of Fame
As he stood atop the glistening, pristine platform he replayed his life in his mind. The victories, the injuries, the devastations.

by pillarbox

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Magic and Mayhem: Part Two
As the sun reluctantly sinks down into the west, the princess peers out over the desert to see the shady blue waters of the ocean. Sighing, she leans on the balcony's rail and admires the garden below...

by thedoggirl_97

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Walk with Me: Part Two
"You're a terrible liar, you know that? You're not afraid, you're just stubborn."

by huntingwolf54321

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Everything Is Edible Here... Right?
Summer Sale!

by sk390

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Buttered Watermelon - Story Writing
I finished!

by racingwolf



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