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Best and Worst Toys for Babies

Vanellope and I are here to help you find out what toys are ok or not ok for baby neopets to play with.

by vslats
Neopia's Hidden Languages

There are so many secret languages to learn about in Neopia. Why not see how many you recognise?

by chavo_guerrero
A Neopian's Guide to Draiks

Draiks are lovely little dragons, and are hatched through Draik eggs, which come in a multitude of colors, like basic colors, ice, pirate, and even zombie! But they're certainly not easy to get, and even harder to take care of!

by bencat52
Mysteries of the Colors: Baby Pteris

This little darling utilizes the magic of the Baby color to change into a sweet little egg form.

by icyowl
Reasons to Speed-Train into the Secret Ninja School

Do you think the Secret Ninja School is only for super strong pets and it's too early for you to think about it? Well, that's not true.

Idea by silly_mistake

by chrystal_218

Inexpensive Wearables for the Everyday Neopian

You'll be paying the price; the cheapest price, that is!

by crymetothemoon
Assessing Assignment 53

If you fail, the commander will begin to practice his singing, and trust me, NO ONE wants to hear that... So pay attention!

Also by justlilly

by moocowalex

Cybunny Carnival: 10 Playful Cybunny Inspired Items

Here are some Cybunny inspired gift suggestions to celebrate this special occasion!

by chomby_fanatic2
Confessions of an Auction Sniper

Finally, just one minute left! There is a flurry of bids, but you are always one-step ahead...

by mandyguido
10 Ways to Support Your Faction

Move onward to the brightness that's ahead of you and put this loss behind you!

by chestnuttiger787
 
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"The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith" by creambiskit and fuliguline
It was a sluggish spring night, the kind that made your skin start to prickle and your mind dream of rain. In the distance, a brown Cybunny walked nervously down the sidewalk before pausing in front of a shabby address. There it was, just like they told her...




Other Stories


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Deception: A Report Within a Report
Ah, the fabulous Neopian Times Headquarters. I have safely stationed myself outside the east window on the first floor.

Also by acrossthemultiverse

by secant


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Still
I got the test back and I stared long, hard, forcefully, as if to scare the grade off the paper.

by nativsis

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The Keepers: Part Two
Kendrick woke in the middle of the night after his first day in Brightvale to an eerie noise - like cogs turning round and round beneath his bed.

by kandeegrrl

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Desert Journey: Part Five
As she watched Noel disappear over the valley wall, Aria couldn't help but feel a sinking feeling inside.

by cureleantwilight

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Trading Post Troubles
Aren't Baby Paint Brushes usually 600k?

by flufflepuff

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Hoarding
From the most profitable shop

by irasshai



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