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Neopia's Insight: Aishas

It's another edition of Neopia's Insight! This time around, I'd like to give the spotlight to the most fabulous *drumroll* Aisha!

by amberkad
The Eight Least Appetizing Sandwiches In Neopia

I warn you and your pets, approach these items enclosed in bread (in most cases) with caution...

by silvercomet23
Queen Fyora Answers Neomail: Faerie Synthesis, etc

A few concerned Neopians were asking about the practice of synthesizing Faded Bottled Faeries. Perhaps it would be beneficial to explain things...

by black_skull725
Top 10 Neopian Plots

I decided to look back and choose my top 10 favourite plots. Now, as a disclaimer, this list will only have plots that I personally saw during my time on Neopets.

by girly_chalmers
More Easy Species to Zap with the Lab Ray

Instead of zapping a species that is expensive to morph, try falling in love with a species that's a little less expensive.

by blessed_faerie
Keeping Your Uni Looking Faboo-lous Year Round

Why stop at just one day when they can look fabulous every single day of the year?

by xapplecrumble
How to Improve Your Luck

So maybe you're not as lucky as you want to be, but don't worry- there are ways that you can improve your bad luck so things start looking your way.

by coco_bella
Neopets when English is not your first language

There is not only one Neopia but many of them, depending on which language you choose.

by ratifute
A Five-Course Dinner

Your pets and you, yourself, are missing out on one of the most wonderful aspects of Neopia--Fine Dining.

by chestnuttiger787
Style Guide: Make Me Up

Break out the lipsticks and the false eyelashes!

by ilovezacandhsm
Pet Day Delights

A guide to a delicious meal - on any pet day!

by brittboo_x
A New Tyrannia: Is It Here?

Today we will explore this land and speak with the locals to try and gauge just where Tyrannia is headed!

by brgreat101
 
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Improve Your Luck



Perhaps you just tend to purchase losing lottery tickets, find yourself constantly passed over by the Wishing Well or just watch in envy as everyone around you excitedly shares their latest random event. No matter what particular scenario you are finding yourself in (or maybe it is all of the above), you know that there is just one thing to do... blame your bad luck. So maybe you're not as lucky as you want to be, but don't worry- there are ways that you can improve your bad luck so things start looking your way...



Other Stories


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A Philosophy of Stars
"It's what made me want to join the Corps."

by vltava

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A Scholar's Nightmare
It was all she'd ever really wanted, a 'good night's sleep'.

by usagisquared

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The Puppeteer: Part Two
This was the first time Ajuro had been in the Haunted Woods, and the few tales he had heard about it had been adequate preparation. In fact, he was expecting a monster or a tree to jump out in front of him at any moment...

by rachelindea

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Song of Silence: Part Six
Weeks passed, and Desdamona and Sofia met to practise every day. It was the only thing that gave the voiceless little Draik hope...

by fields_of_gold

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Soldiers Behaving Oddly
There seems to be a new club forming in Habitarium Land...

by epicgiggle

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Quest for the Avatar
Notice!: No mortogs were harmed in the making of this comic! We swear. ;)

by ambexe



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