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Top 11 Underrated Royal Girl Pets

You should really look at pet colors more often.

by flufflepuff
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the pail)*

Just when I thought my days of being my daft owner's freakish test subject were over, carrotopian has given in to her creepy fascination for any edible and drinkable Neopian items that can cause some unexpected changes to yours truly.

by carrotopian
Are You All You Can Be?

After years of playing Neopets can you honestly say you're an active and experienced neoplayer? Dare yourself to become neogreat!

by kissamus
5 Ways To Use Your Fountain Faerie Quest

She lazes around her Fountain all day, waiting for a kind Neopian to come by. When they do, she asks them to find her the item she has lost. Delight spreads across the lucky Neopian's face as they race off for the item.

by river_valley37
Adoption: Pound Chat Version

Here is a quick guide for anyone hoping to adopt a pet or just trying to familiarize themselves with the PC.

by cheriipie
Budget Weaponry

You've got eight slots for your "set" and you want to have at least the following...

by dusket
Chronicles of a Scuffed-Up Battledome Pet

Tips and lessons learned from our first war.

by shusu_chan
The Chomby Connoisseur – A Literary Guide

A critic's list of the best Chomby-centric books Neopia has to offer, catering to the introverted herbivore.

by valdeceit
The 15 Best Colors to Paint Your Chomby!

If you want to paint your new Chomby, but don't know what color, this may help!

by patspocobars
 
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"On the Outside" by spiderwax
Mazz had found the green Kyrii potion while cleaning out Spider's gallery. It had a green theme, and the human had decided there were too many green things in Neopia to collect. It had been tucked neatly behind a collection of snot items, that no one had wanted to touch. As usual Mazzard shook her head at her family, and got down to business. It wasn't like you couldn't wash the snot off...




Other Stories


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Dungeon Break
In which gruel is served, Cellblock is played, and someone orchestrates an elaborate escape.

by archetype

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Summer... Fun?
I was practicing the piano, as I normally did at that time in the afternoon. I was interrupted by my mother, who leapt into the music room, slipped on the carpet, and fell...

by kristykimmy

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Song of Silence: Part Three
"Father!" Blossom cried, watching, horrified, as he dropped out of the sky and plunged headfirst through the ice and disappeared.

by fields_of_gold

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Hoard: Part Two
The air at the top of the mountain was thinner than the rest of the world, which always sent me into a coughing fit when I got higher up...

by emma_manatee

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Neo-Shenanigans
Try as you might, you can't trick the fountain faerie quest faerie.

by spiritroop

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Tumble Dry
Don't forget to use fabric softener.

by rissy123



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