|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 577 | 11th day of Sleeping, Y15
|The Issue With the Special IssueWith all that competition you might wonder how in Neopia you are ever going to make it into such a special issue. Well, this is what this article is about.|
|Top Eleven Budget-Friendly and Versatile BackgroundsBackgrounds are universal and can be fitting any number of outfits. And the best part is? There's so many of these backgrounds that are very budget-friendly, even free!|
|A Guide to Freaky Factory: Working for Krelufun Ind.So, Krelufun Industries has seen it fit to hire you, eh? The job assigned to you here is to produce Neopets miniatures for the company, and you better do it quickly!|
|The True Value of a NeopetWhat do you value in a Neopet? Name? Colour? Stats? Species? But what is true value? |
|What Are Your Neo Neuroses?I simply have to clear out my inventory every night. And I figure that donating all my cheap items to the Money Tree might give me some future Neo luck!|
|Escaping From Dr. Sloth: a Toy Box Escape Guide!The Neopets are trapped, and they need your help!
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|Everything You Need for the Month of SleepingAfter a long month of celebrating, all you want to do is hit the hay. Well, that's what the month of sleeping is all about! |
|Doctor Sloth Vs. Evil FuzzlesThis article will focus on who has a better chance of beating each other in a duel, Dr. Frank Sloth or the various evil fuzzles around Neopia. |
|25 Fun Ways to Celebrate Sloth DayFrom dumping Shampoo on your friends to My First Death Ray, this fun filled guide is sure to bring you a great Sloth Day.|
|101 Ways to Annoy Dr. SlothDisclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.|
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth
The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...
|Friends and Memories |
I went to my desk and pulled out a picture from the drawer. It was of a red Draik, and a blue Cybunny, arm in arm, smiling. I turned it over gently in my hands, reading the memorized writing on the back.
|Unbreakable: Part Three|
Brynn sucked in a heavy breath and forced herself to ignore the pain from her harsh landing. She scrambled up and, before the intruder could catch his bearings and run off again, grabbed him by the collar...
|Infinity II: Control - Part One|
Tales about the Neopet that could transform any living thing had spread all over Moltara. The Engineer -as she was called- wasn't tied down to any particular area of Moltara, as stories of her had been told in nearly every city...
It is so stupid for the Brain Tree to have such a big brain in the Haunted Woods....