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Neopian Book Reviews: Fyoras Rule

Today we're going to do something a little special. Today we're going to talk about Fyora.

by dr_tomoe
Six Reasons Why Map Pieces Aren't Numbered

How many hours have we spent comparing little scraps of paper, counting how many palm trees or Waleins we have?

by gigandetsgirl
What's In A Name?

When you decide to create a new pet, you probably take lots of time choosing the species and picking out their future color. But when it comes to naming your new friend, many of us are at a loss!

by leafyshadow
Shenkuu Warrior II: Grappling Your Way to the Top

Now you too, can conquer and climb every mountain with the princess!

by nighters
The Exhibitor's Usukicon

I have the honor of being the exhibitor liaison for this year's Usukicon, and, as I'm sure you know, the success of this event depends almost entirely on you, our collectors.

by phadalusfish
Questioning the Magma Pool Guard

Today, I'm bringing you an interview with the Magma Pool Guard, that illustrious Tonu that stands between Neopians and their chance to paint their pet a very exclusive magma color.

by impellent
Which Usuki Doll are You?

Find your Usuki Doll Match, Just in Time for the Annual Usuki Doll Convention!

by pinkpaint
Of Shields and Swords

The release of the two newest shields in the Hidden Tower (HT), the Hubrid Nox Memorial Shield and the Shield of Faerieland, has added to the consideration of battledomers in planning out their sets and their battling strategies.

by akitera
Waiting for Usukicon - 10 Essentials to Take

My name is Dreamalia and if there is one thing you should know about my owner it's that she's Usuki crazy, or maybe just crazy; it can be hard to tell.

by daughters_ofthe_moon
5 Reject Usukis That Shouldn't Be Rejects

They're simply versions of the popular toys with defects of varying severity. Some people might consider dolls with these defects to be "unlovable," but nothing could be further from the truth.

by lutari_lover_555
 
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Waiting for Usukicon - What to Take



We've been going to Usukicon since year 7 when my owner first started collecting and every year we seem to start queuing outside earlier and earlier. It all stems from year 8 when, as I'm sure you know, a manufacturing glitch in the factory meant there were very limited gift bags and my owner missed out. From that year on she has been paranoid about missing out and so with five days to go as I write this we are already outside the convention centre waiting...



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Retying Heartstrings
Marlene strolled out of the kitchen, a cold can of Neocola in one hand and a somewhat-tattered paperback in the other. The white Zafara had gotten a lazy start to her day, but it was Saturday...

by interstella

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Diary of a Mad Usuki Collector
So it was my birthday today, and my anger management coach said that I was making great strides. As a gift, he gave me this diary...

by dr_tomoe

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The Game of Master Hog: Part Twelve
'Admirable, but pointless. Judge Hog, no matter how much you try, you will not defeat me.'

by d_morton

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Kings and Curses: Part Nine
Sambar bellowed, "Press through! They're a distraction! We've got to get to the guards at the palace!"

by saphira_27

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Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Shirt
In fact, I'm just too lazy to draw a waistcoat v.v

by shamaela

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The Goofers - Jump and Crash
The vile consequences of jumping on the sofa...

by lintsuf



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