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10 Most Delicious Jellies

What I think are the ten most delicious jellies out there—or, what my Neopets tell me are, anyway.

by vadercat1997
Kiko Lake Activities

It's Kiko Day! Any Kiko fanatic worth his salt will be visiting the idyllic lake today. But what is there to do?

by kadface
The 5 Most Annoying Background Game Characters

The following are in my opinion probably the top five most annoying Background Characters in any Neopian game I could think of, and indeed I don't play any of these certain games anymore because of them (well, except one, but we'll get to that).

by mr_holithon
The Top 10 Space Faerie Approved Foods

If you want to live like a hero, you have to eat like a hero! This is how you do it.

by kali00
Putting the Band Back Together

Your Neopets don't know how to play? No problem! Neopia's bookstores carry guides on how to perform most every kind of music imaginable.

by peirigill
Choosing Your Perfect Neopet

It has come to my knowledge that a lot of owners choose their Neopets solely based on the way they look, without taking into account if their personalities are compatible.

by kissy_08
Questioning the Crumpetmonger

She was a very hard Meerca to get a hold of, between the scone making and pie baking but when she heard about...

by impellent
Why Are Kadoaties So Picky?

The age old question "why are Kadoaties so picky?" is answered here!

by kat900
 
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Kiko Lake Activities



Welcome to the Kiko Day Celebrations at Kiko Lake! You are one of the many neopets from the four corners (and moon!) of Neopia to flock to Kiko Lake to celebrate and congratulate the Kiko on their special day. Kiko Lake is known for its friendly citizens and unique habitation. However, many a neopet can find itself lost once upon the sparkling shores of Kiko Lake, which of the many dazzling activities will be done first? This is...



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"Guess that means that I'm going to have to go get someone to go shopping," she muttered to herself.

by ivy_knight

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A Conversation Between Rivals
When Layton Vickles settled down at his table, in some nameless restaurant in Altador, he had no idea that anyone would be joining him. He eyed the menu and then dropped it in disgust.

by sima232005

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A House Divided Cannot Stand: Part Four
She leant down to whisper in the Aisha's ear. "How long do we have until the others get here?"

"Quarter of an hour, if they're on time," Moondatta whispered back.

by dragon_soul__


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Kings and Curses: Part Four
Mirzah grumbled, "What do they put in Faerieland's water that makes them think it's such a good idea to do things at dawn?"

by saphira_27

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Bloom: Plushie Shop Antics
The things you can do with a Headless Von Roo Plushie...

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by floret


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Battle for the Keys! - Part 2
Well, if it isn't my dear brother...

by zemutt



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