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||Issue: 550 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y14
|Insert 550 Words HereA special fill-in-the-blank article to commemorate the very special 550th issue of the Neopian Times.|
|Customize for 550!Do you love the Neopian Times? Do you love to customize? If so, then this guide is for you! |
|Letter from Petpet Consultants, Inc.Our firm followed last year's celebrations closely and we were, like many of your guests, disappointed by the low Weewoo turnout. Weewoos can be difficult to attract at the best of times...
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|An Interview with Eliv ThadeEliv Thade has gotten a bad reputation as of recently, between the ghost stories and cryptic anagrams, but now this ghastly Kacheek is here to set the record straight. |
|Recommended Strategies for the NEXT Milestone Issue!Regardless of why you're reading this, maybe some of you might one day like to be among the published writers, able to reap whatever incentive or benefit that you seek. Today, I will reveal some thus far "secret" writing tips that will equip you for the 600th Issue.|
|The Voice of Neopia: 550th Issue with Jazan and HansoWho appreciates the 550th issue more than our two favorite editorial closers?|
|A Koi Sues Kelp; Protests Run RampantThe waiter simply laughed and said that the type of fish was part of the secret ingredient...|
|All You Need To Know About NeggsweeperThe rules of Neggsweeper are actually fairly simple.|
|In Celebration: Ten Items Representative of NeopiaNeopians are famously nostalgic. However, I've made an effort to showcase items that are of universal importance to the vast majority of our diverse host of Neopians...|
|Six Types of Traders You'll Meet in the Trading PostI know we look strange – I'm an apple Chia and my brother, Poke, is an aubergine Chia , but it was just an unfortunate incident involving some wonderfully tempting Chia pops...|
|Falling in LoveI once created a pet with the intention of trading her.|
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"The Veritable Connoisseur" by dragonstorm_75
I am very proud of you. I also know that you need only fifty more foods in order to get first place in the club, so I decided to send you something that could shorten your list down to forty-nine. I was on my way to Meridell Castle to discuss some tax issues with King Skarl himself when I spotted this little blue orb on the side of the dirt road. I stopped my mount and soon learned that it has a rarity of 95, so it satisfies the regulations of the Gourmet Club. Enjoy, I hope you win soon...
|Finding the Dusk|
The sun was beginning to set on what felt like an endless day and the air was filled with the musty scent of the sea.
|The Little Things|
Luci hated rain with a passion.
She sat lazily on the sofa by the window, one paw resting on her lap, the other drawing mindless patterns...