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The Beauty Contest As We Know It

As simple and glamorous as it sounds, it may not quite be what you imagine.

by pynksoda
Unusual Foods: Cupcakes

A perfectly sweet and a perfectly strange list of unusual cupcakes for you to enjoy!

by ripplestream850
Where To Have A Party In Neopia?

The most critical decision to your party planning is location. This guide will cover the pros and cons of throwing a party in each land.

by kalila16
The Royal Items

The Royal Potionery, as the name suggests, is a potion shop located in Brightvale's heart and, much like the Scrollery or the Brightvale Motery, it sells this land's merchandise.

by _white_spirit_
Which Neopian Monarch Rules Your Life?

Answer these 10 questions and find out which Neopian ruler has the strongest influence on your life.

by anamya
Top 10 of the Best Neopoint and Neocash Frames

Here are ten of my favorite wearable frames you can use to dress up your special pet.

by lute248
The Owner’s Guide to Neopian Cooking

Neopets like home cooking. Sure, they enjoy pre-made food as well, but who doesn't love a good Cream of Asparagus soup?

by moonbunny__60
Neopia's Insight: Zafaras

I would like to kindly share with the rest of Neopia the amazingness of Zafaras.

by amberkad
 
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"Severing" by hermione_890_neo
I tapped my purple Elephante hoof somewhat impatiently on the table as I spoke with my friend, a pretty little red Xweetok named Sophie, waiting for a good opportunity to say what I'd been deliberating over for weeks and had decided to go through with only the night before. Sophie noticed my impatience. "Waiting for something, Beatrice?" she asked teasingly, raising an eyebrow. I nearly lied but decided not to. "Yeah..."




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Severing
It was harder to say than I'd expected. It felt like someone had glued the words inside my mouth.

by hermione_890_neo

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Forever Blue
Once upon a time, there lived a little blue Gnorbu. His name was Indy, and he had never had an owner. Usually this did not bother him...

by sophieninetyfive

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In Chronological Order?: Part Two
I tried to walk past but that lead weight paw slammed down on my shoulder. Phoenix took all of my Neopoints and flew away. I was now back where I had started...

by 77thbigby

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Things Best Remembered: Part Nine
"Oh, you're finally here!" the faerie exclaimed, clearly delighted. "You took forever! But, goodness gracious, I've forgotten my manners. Come, sit!"

by chimie119

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Listen To Me Please!
What on Kreludor are you doing?

by balloonanimal123

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Mr. Slug vs Dr. Sloth 2
It was a victimless crime.

by supercheezee



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