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A Colourful Negg-splosion!

Whatever colour you are painted, chances are you enjoy a good Negg.

by schoolwars
Poetry Competition: What To and What Not To Do

Even if you don't care about trophies, there is reason to win this contest! What is this reason? The spectacular prizes!

by aquaticblumaroo
Food Shop Fun: Spooky Food

This time, I'm on my way to the Haunted Woods to try some eerie edibles.

by lord_of_fantasy
Do we Really Need Toothpaste?

Some species are easy; Lupes and Xweetoks have fur, Pteris have feathers, etc. But I, myself, am a Blumaroo. Do I have skin, like the kind seen on our owners? Do I have a fine layer of hair covering my body? Or is it fur?

by shoobydala
The Laziest Games in Neopia

Who wants to work hard to have fun?

by shusu_chan
Scarblade's Pearl Personality Test

"This is a test compiled by a crazy Neopian named Roseliea who went through the trouble of interviewing each of the neopets featured in this test."

by theloverpokemonqueen
Cater For Your Pet in the Month of Eating

Celebrating the Month of Eating is generally a cause for overindulgence, bulgy tummies and sugar overload. However studies show that letting your neopets take part in this yearly occurrence doesn't have to be a belly ache; choose the right foods and your pet could be on the way to setting up healthy habits for life!

by foxo11
Dressing for Neggs Hunt

Are you ready for this Festival of Neggs? If you're having troubles finding a proper outfit for your pet, read my notes!

by martia_elior
A Customizer's Guide to Spring

With spring in full bloom, it is important for customizers to know how to match this beautiful season with their pets' wardrobe.

by coco_bella
The Truth Behind the Real Negg Faerie

The Negg Faerie that looks all smiles may not be that kind after all. If you want to know why, just keep reading.

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by tracy_skyfire

 
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I chuckled; so few cases had any intrigue to them. I was resolved to head on over to the factory regardless. I hung up my hat and headed into my office to pore over the missing petpet files, hoping to clear them up quickly. Paying customers had to come first, no matter how dull. The pet rock case was...




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Squeaking Novas, Giant Flowers, and a Crying Queen
She couldn’t bear it anymore. Queen Fyora, the most dignified being in all of Neopia, fled back to her sanctuary...

by camherz

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Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter VI
I was sitting in my room writing a short story about nothing in particular when I realized that it had a been nearly three months since I had been forced into working for the Meepits.

by kristykimmy

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Order of Four: Part Eleven
"The diamond shard is heavily warded," the Seer hissed beside me. "You are the only one who can break the wards and enter."

by jokerhahaazzz

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Once a Scarab: Part Eleven
Amira said, "I want to go to the palace, and the throne room."

It was official – Nabile was the only sane royal person that he knew.

by saphira_27


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Stereotypes
I am so sick of it.

by emw995

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Kailishima: Draik Egg Incident
An egg is an egg, right?

by athanasiusagrona



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