|Enter the Snowflake's lair...
||Issue: 538 | 30th day of Running, Y14
|How To Get a Water PetSome Myths and Facts...
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|A Customizer's Guide to CustomizationThe basics of Customization for beginners. Tips and tricks to keep in mind while exploring the realm of Customization!|
|Fetch: A Guide to Fetch and a Shiny New TrophyThis game is hard, isn't it? But the trophy scores are so low! Well, fear not, my friend, for this guide will tell you all the tips and hints you can use to collect those items and hopefully a new trophy!|
|Nova Defender - A Guide Beyond the Stars!In the depths of space, far beyond the sight of Neopia, a battle of epic proportions is being played out between good and evil. |
|Private Grooming LetterTired of simple, cheap, and junky grooming supplies?|
|CheeseCheese is an underestimated substance that is very important. Neopets and owner should learn.|
|Tips for Surviving the Neopocalypse The outer world, or reality, is a place which Neopians need to tread carefully.|
|Sartorial Shoyrus Part 2: The New CollectionsIt's been two years since I last set out the dynamic threads available for your Shoyru. TNT has very kindly given us two new outfits each year, so it is time, methinks, to give an update on those closet-filling numbers.|
|A Guide to the NQIII Faerie CharmsFor those of you who are still unsure whether or not to get the charms and more importantly how best to use them, let me give you an overview on those fascinating NQIII Faerie Charms. |
|Neoquest III Skills and Character GuideBy now, most of you will have heard about the third instalment of the Neoquest trilogy that was recently released. Good character progression, as with the two previous games, is essential if you want to have any chance of beating the later bosses. |
|Boss Battles of NQ3This article will detail what are, in my opinion, the five hardest boss battles in the game.|
|Neopia's April Fools Jokes Throughout the YearsLet us look back on the past eleven years of hoaxes and pranks we've experienced together.|
|The 10 Greatest April Fools In NeopiaHere for your enjoyment, for the first time ever, is the top ten list of Neopian Pranks. Who tricked whom and the full extents of the comedic results... |
|Racing Through NQ3: A Guide to Completing Neoquest 3 QuicklyAfter years of waiting, Neoquest 3 is finally here. And if we do say so ourselves, the game design is really cool...
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It's been two years since I last set out the dynamic threads available for your Shoyru. TNT has very kindly given us two new outfits each year, so it is time, methinks, to give an update on those closet-filling numbers. I'm going to recap slightly, just to set the scene a bit: the general trend is that full body items (shirt, jackets, dresses) are more expensive and more difficult to find. They are the main piece of kit in any given outfit and are...
We are staying the night at the Wooden Boot, an old inn that smells a little like mothballs and spilled grog and travel-worn leather, but it is nice enough. It was a miracle we could find a place to stay at all...
|Once a Scarab: Part Ten|
Nabile slipped her knife onto her belt – the only thing she had left to do was to cover her face and hair with a wrap like the desert traders used, so that no one would recognize her before the fighting began.