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||Issue: 538 | 30th day of Running, Y14
|How To Get a Water PetSome Myths and Facts...
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|A Customizer's Guide to CustomizationThe basics of Customization for beginners. Tips and tricks to keep in mind while exploring the realm of Customization!|
|Fetch: A Guide to Fetch and a Shiny New TrophyThis game is hard, isn't it? But the trophy scores are so low! Well, fear not, my friend, for this guide will tell you all the tips and hints you can use to collect those items and hopefully a new trophy!|
|Nova Defender - A Guide Beyond the Stars!In the depths of space, far beyond the sight of Neopia, a battle of epic proportions is being played out between good and evil. |
|Private Grooming LetterTired of simple, cheap, and junky grooming supplies?|
|CheeseCheese is an underestimated substance that is very important. Neopets and owner should learn.|
|Tips for Surviving the Neopocalypse The outer world, or reality, is a place which Neopians need to tread carefully.|
|Sartorial Shoyrus Part 2: The New CollectionsIt's been two years since I last set out the dynamic threads available for your Shoyru. TNT has very kindly given us two new outfits each year, so it is time, methinks, to give an update on those closet-filling numbers.|
|A Guide to the NQIII Faerie CharmsFor those of you who are still unsure whether or not to get the charms and more importantly how best to use them, let me give you an overview on those fascinating NQIII Faerie Charms. |
|Neoquest III Skills and Character GuideBy now, most of you will have heard about the third instalment of the Neoquest trilogy that was recently released. Good character progression, as with the two previous games, is essential if you want to have any chance of beating the later bosses. |
|Boss Battles of NQ3This article will detail what are, in my opinion, the five hardest boss battles in the game.|
|Neopia's April Fools Jokes Throughout the YearsLet us look back on the past eleven years of hoaxes and pranks we've experienced together.|
|The 10 Greatest April Fools In NeopiaHere for your enjoyment, for the first time ever, is the top ten list of Neopian Pranks. Who tricked whom and the full extents of the comedic results... |
|Racing Through NQ3: A Guide to Completing Neoquest 3 QuicklyAfter years of waiting, Neoquest 3 is finally here. And if we do say so ourselves, the game design is really cool...
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|An April Fools AddictIt's very funny but three hundred and sixty-four days of the year (and an extra one on leap years) I'm a very sensible, ordinary person. |
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"In Search of Kero" by ralph89170
He didn't look old, but something in his slow movements suggested years of hardship. He nodded to acknowledge my presence, and then shifted his eyes to the large scar on my forehead. I had foolishly cut myself on a branch in the unfamiliar forests in my rush to arrive here. "I was just wondering... if you'd seen a blue Scorchio? Youngish, a warrior, goes by the name of Kero..."
|Perfectionist: Part Two|
"I think it's pretty special," Rese admits.
Lyre smirks. "Yes, of course you do. Of course you do." Inexplicably she bursts into laughter...