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Know Your Yooyus

Would you like to own a Yooyu or are you fascinated with them and would like to know more? Read all about them!

by hellehond
Top 5 Most Unwanted Random Events

A bit of a continuation to my article "Top 10 Most Wanted Random Events" from NT #528.

by mercy_angel
Fashion Frenzy: What kind of Customizer are you?

With this simple quiz you, YES, YOU! will be able to determine your styling personality and be on your way to fabulous customizations for your pets (and a cleaner closet).

by katiecoo802
Guide to Scorchy Slots: A Neo Antique

Ah, Scorchy Slots, an easy, straightforward gambling game that you either love or hate.

by marinexiguana
Abrasive. Articulate. Astute.

Ever wonder why Aristotle A. Avinroo claims to be the best gamer in all of Neopia?

by iljanmw
Top Ten Wearables for Maraquans

Coming up with the most fitting outfit is a fun and frustrating challenge. However, there are a lot of perfectly themed items.

by auraichadora
How to Make Authentic Neopian Recipes at Home

Actually, the "ingredients" for your own Neopian cuisine at home are very simple.

by skyangelkid
 
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Don't know how to plan your pet's next great look? Have hundreds of Classic Beauty Marks clogging your SDB? Fear not, dear Neopian, the quizmaster is here to aid in your many customization crises! With more and more wearables becoming available each and every day, many Neopians feel overwhelmed when it comes to customizing their pets. With this simple quiz you, YES, YOU! will be able to determine your styling personality and be on your way to fabulous customizations for your pets (and a cleaner closet)...



Other Stories


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A Trip to Faerieland
Monty and Sally's mother was a baker. She wasn't known world-wide, but she was good at what she did. Her children could attest to that.

by 77thbigby

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A Tale of Two Sisters (And Ice Cream)
They were all very different and special in their own ways. But they put that all aside to cooperate with each other, like a good family should.

Except for the two sisters.

Also by princesspesa98

by erroro


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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Eight
Now she could celebrate her birthday with the party she was waiting for.

Right after I expose the criminal, Sparkles decided...

by downrightdude


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Magician Chronicles: The White Daffodil - Part One
Many years ago in a now forgotten kingdom lived a king, a queen, and a princess. The queen loved her daughter greatly and raised her with the knowledge to run the city. Yet the king...

by seventhsapphire

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S-S-Sarrrrrr-r-r-r-iv-v-v-v-aaaa!
Bribery.

by neohappy123

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Dice-A-Roo # 7 - Subliminal Messages
Or not-so-subliminal messages, really.

by toffeedatepudding



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