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5 Neopian Villains That Aren't Actually That Bad

There are some in the Gallery that I personally think really shouldn't be there at all.

by mr_holithon
Top Ten Vegan Stores in Neopia

You don't need to be vegan to enjoy these Neopian stores. If you're not, think of them as a challenge to try something different!

by luv_my_pets_666
Get Your Pets to Eat Broccoli

There are a variety of interesting ways to add broccoli to every pet's diet.

by jj2277
How to Educate Your Neopet on a Budget

The age-old tradition of reading books.

by alemar1912
Courtesy on the Neoboards

Some plain and simple rules any Neopian should follow whilst on the boards.

by chax1414
A Habitarium Guide for Slow Computers

Both of these methods work great; you will just need to find the one that works best for you and your computer.

by silly_mistake
Paint Brush Polls: Robot

Over 200 users voted and the top 10 pets are on display below. Prepare yourself to be awed--just don't stand too close, in case someone short-circuits...

by kallykat_03
A World of Screenies

You will find screenies all over the Internet, but less common are places where it has developed into the art form that it has in Neopia.

by weaponstar
Cavillace's Guide to Customising a Mutant Neopet

I have decided to submit my own article for those who share my mutant form. Here is your option for how to customise a mutant Neopet...

by mamasimios
Grundo Independence Day: The Top Five Grundos

*BZZT* All Grundos to the recreation deck, please. Repeat. All Grundos to the recreation deck immediately, please. Thank you.

by kadface
Mutant Day Customization

Mutant Day is upon us again! A day to celebrate Sloth and his most wonderful creations.

by kuroge
Dressing Your Mutant - 25 Wearables You Should Know

You may think mutants are un-customizable because they can't wear regular clothing, right? Well – wrong!

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty

Top 10 Mutant Shopkeepers

It’s Mutant Day. The whole of Neopia is slathered in slime, tentacles, and of course the monstrous creations of Dr. Sloth...

by _owlsong_
 
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"The Patterns We Make" by frazeocity
"Hey sir," came a voice to his side. "Can you spare a few neopoints?" The owner usually shrugged off requests like these, since giving change to one pet would usually trigger a cascade of pets asking for a handout. He would end up either giving away all of his money or shooing away a cluster of expectant pets with hunger in their eyes. But feeling an odd urge, he dug into his pocket, grabbed a few coins...




Other Stories


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Adopted
"You lied to me! Both of you!" he said, finally turning to face his original owner.

by warriorsrock965

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A Darker Side of Neopia
I was named Velnai, and I was a beautiful Red Mynci.

by i_love_my_kitty_4

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Enough Adventure for One Day: Part Two
We couldn't hear the voice of our beloved owner, who was somewhere else in the complex after being abducted.

It wasn't the ideal situation we wanted to be in on our very first family outing...

by 2dancers2robots


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More Powerful than Magic: Part Seven
The next morning, Jazan and Altador leaned over a large map of Faerieland and the surrounding land in Fyora's main library as Hanso consulted the golem book.

by saphira_27

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Party in Neopia!
Everybody has to go!

by tweakley

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Adolescents - Reminiscing
Look what I found! :D

by kineclap



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