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NC or NP? Building the Perfect Outfit - Part Three

Let's go ahead and take a good long look at hand-held items this week.

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty

Florg's Favourite Food

These items are inspired by the unfortunate Petpets Florg seems to enjoy the most.

by amitybelle
Top 5 Next Stamp Album Pages

The opinions of a Neopian Post Office / Collectibles Enthusiast

by sick_swimmer
Neocola vs. Achyfi: an Ever-Raging Debate

We're here to present to you today on Neopia's hands-down most important matter...

by thediractor
Top Ten Terrible Trinkets To Customize With

Definitely not recommended.

by damemicorazon
Need Help? Get Answered.

Really, there is no secret group of people trying to prevent you from getting help.

by lil_princess_of_evil
How To Amass Minions, Erm… Neofriends!

It can be a little intimidating to just jump right in and be one of the crowd...

Also by gwendarwen

by sarmay77

Why Do Glowing Pets Glow? And Other Obvious Questions

I am here to acknowledge all of those unanswered questions...

by shoobydala
That's So Annoying!

A deeper look at those little things on Neopets that bother us all.

by mikibunny
Of Scones and Strudels: Neovian Pastries

Have yerself a seat, if ye don' mind sittin' a spell...

by cirq
Be a Good Sport - When You're Bad at Sports

Well, it's that time of year again.

by mheetu
The Path to All Star -- Part One

The Altador Cup is here, fanfare, mad keyboard mashing, and all.

by phadalusfish
 
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Florg's Favourite Food



Do you ever find yourself inching slowly toward your bowl of snacks while playing Feed Florg? No, me either... The subject of the game is disturbing and should really cause a loss of appetite among us sane Neopians. However, there is a Neopet among us who begs to differ. A result of one of Dr. Sloth's evil experiments, this Mutant Chia roams the Space Station searching for his favourite snacks... Petpets. I have compiled a list of several Neopian treats which are Petpet themed. More specifically, these items are...



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A Team with Brains: Meet "Brains" Mortigan
"He must be a smart guy, from his name. Most likely he got it from the way he uses strategy, or something. Well, in any case, we'll soon find out what he's like."

by alt1981black

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The Tale of the Fountain
Read on to hear a tale of magic from long ago. Here it is, just as he said it, save the interruptions from other gypsies...

by chestnuttiger787

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My Enemy, My King: Part Four
Alaric eased himself down to the bottom of a long, slick wall with only scant handholds, then looked up at the dot of light at the top of the slope and lit his own torch. "The rest of you can come down now!"

by saphira_27

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The Last Days of the Citadel: Part Three
Narissa had learned not to believe what Morguss was saying a long time ago.

by phoenixs_angel

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Concerning Chairs, part 1
Juri requests furniture for the Neohome.

by thunderlight314

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Ring of the Deep, part 6
Amazing. It really is the Ring of the Deep.

by ssjelitegirl



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