|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 489 | 8th day of Eating, Y13
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Cheerful for Grey Day
Each and every Neopet has the right to be filled with pride, joy and excitement upon the arrival of their celebratory day. In order to help our beloved Grey citizens celebrate their special day with the sense of fun and elation every Neopet deserves, I have tracked down some of the happiest items in all of Neopia. When presented with these symbols of joy and cheer, it is impossible for even the greyest of souls to prevent a grin from appearing...
I rested my head against the wall, the cold stone cooling my cheek. I sighed and closed my eyes. My life hadn't always been like this.