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The Best of the Best: Striped Pets

Are you new to the world of painting a Neopet? Not certain what sort of colour looks nice on a species?

by alt1981black
Winter Wear - What's Here And There

This will set you on the path to a cozy, trendy look for the snowy months.

by ilovemycatembers
Magic for Beginners

You'll need some simple props and a cool outfit to look the part: capes are always a good look for a new apprentice.

by robin_y2k1
Tyranu-Whatu!? Tips For a Classic "High/Low" Game!

Those silly Tyrannians! Always confusing us in their language...

by hamzandrilez
Keeping Your Guild Active

So you've made your guild and now you have plenty of nice, friendly, active members. But the problem is you're all bored.

by muffinhead777
The Neopian Marching Band

Because Neopia deserves more band geeks.

by kuhneat
Art Request Etiquette

The ins and outs of art requests!

by mooseydoom101
Ultimate Bullseye II: A Sure Shot

Take a trip to Meridell...

by xilimirg
How to Grab Goodies from The Attic

Many people feel they can never get anthing good from the AAA, but it's much easier than they think. :)

by djhanky222
Save the Economy!

All you need to do is destroy neopoints! And this is a list of 10 fun ways you can do it!

by the_creator12345
Get The Xandra Look!

Love or hate her, you cannot deny the girl has style!

by schoolwars
A guide to Wrath of the Snowager

So the game in a nutshell is the following: you are the Snowager and you are chasing a thief Chia for your items... Yeah, this game is FUN!!

by camilamundim
A Tale of Two Worlds

Six predictions, because five is too common and seven is too lucky on Faerieland now neighboring the Haunted Woods!

by carrotbreath
Dream Pet Giveaway is a Success!

The Neopets Holiday Dream Pet Giveaway was a fairly recent event that allowed thousands of Neopians to have a chance to obtain their dream pet when they awoke on the morning of the Day of Giving.

by pragmatic1
Fifty Resolutions of the Non-Selfish Owner

My New Year's resolution is to be more considerate to you, my pet.

by sixta_monti
11 Tips for a Great 2011!

Happy New Year!

by fancifully
Y12 in Review

A look back at the year that was with its highlights for all to see.

by outsyder
 
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"Of Aisha-Bots and Crate-Moving" by foreverh0mes
"Dalia, I'll ask you again – LOOSEN UP!" Kalsau demanded. The Robot Aisha had had Sloth's obedience program downloaded into her system years ago and she only acted according to the work schedule. In the time Kalsau had known her, she had never acted like a normal pet. The white Grundo had no...




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I Spy Something... Speckled?
Where did Xandra's plan really come from? And, what about that innocent pie? The truth is revealed!

by simair

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The Hole in the Attic
"It all started this morning around 9 o'clock…"

by pretsel_is_back

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Unrest: Part Two
He looked up, his grip on the bundle of fruit and cheese slackening. "They're looking for us," he whispered with horror.

by linda_reincarnated

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Of Aisha-Bots and Crate-Moving: Part One
"This behavior is inexcusable. You have taken an unauthorized break period. You will be reported to the grand and almighty Sloth."

by foreverh0mes

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Boochie V.S. The Pant Devil
Will Boochi be left empty-handed? Or will The Pant Devil finally get what he deserves?

by dachshundlover13

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A Taste Of Awesome Sauce
It would be...

by leeeeemon39



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