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Faerie Make-Up Tips: Get the Look!

Want to look as fab as your favorite faerie? Then check out their dazzling make-up tips!

by meggierules2129
How Well Do You Know Fyora?

It's Fyora Day!

by hallie035
Colonel Cobb and the Attack of the Vegetables

Colonel Cobb. Those two words probably mean nothing two you, unless you read the Neopedia. And if you’ve read my last article, you know that no one reads the Neopedia. But Colonel Cobb deserves to be read about.

by fattree
How to Get Vaporized by Dr. Sloth

12. Send him a game challenge to play Splat-A-Sloth.

by trisshamster
Fyora Day Dos and Don'ts

I've got some tips on what to do and not to do for Fyora's Special Day.

by rider_galbatorix
Zombie Survival 101

They won't seem so cute while they're gnawing on your head.

by marina5_55
Altador: Home Field Underdogs

Why has the home team failed time and again to achieve glory? What happened to the myth of the home field advantage?

by rikkuffx2theif
Guides that Actually Work: Impressive Accounts

What we need are simple, fast tricks of the trade to have a better account. And luckily, that's exactly what this article is all about.

by butter_bar12
"Brains" Mortigan: A Hauntie's Woe?

Perhaps the most surprising of them all is the replacement of Autrey Fulse with "Brains" Mortigan, the Zombie Usul.

by daisygirl88_5
Article Spies - Fyora

I can't believe we're actually going to spy on Queen Fyora!

Also by birdinggal

by water_park1993

A Glimpse into the Hidden Tower

To help you appreciate this grand day of celebration, I will take you through some of the weird and wonderful items located in the Hidden Tower in Faerieland.

by neom_777
 
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How to Get Vaporized



Do you like taking risks? Have you ever wanted to annoy Dr. Sloth? Do you simply have a death wish? If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, then this guide is the one for you. Using any of the methods listed below yields a high chance of, at the very least, getting you thrown off Sloth's spaceship; if he's having a bad day, the likelihood of rapid vaporization is even higher. There are many ways to successfully infuriate Dr. Sloth, and I've compiled a large (but in no way exhaustive) list to share with you...



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Caught in a Conspiracy: Part One
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