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Key Quest! Finding Your Perfect Token!

This is to help assist everyone in finding their perfect Key Quest token.

by sportsandmusic69
All About Baby Pets!

So here you are, minding your own business when all of a sudden Boochi comes out of nowhere and zaps your precious Grey Uni into a Baby Uni!

by aggirl169
A Guide to The Search for Princess Lunara

The Search for Princess Lunara is my absolute favourite game, and I find, one of the easiest.

by dark_rose_15
22 Instruments to Make You 97% Cooler

Because I'm just that nice, I have compiled a list of the coolest instruments in Neopia.

by laurapet131
Caring for Your Reptillior

You never want to scare your reptillior... it may end very badly.

by ladykayk3
The Fate of the Chia-Lupe Feud

This article was written to remind us all of a cherished hallmark of Neopia, which has fallen by the wayside and been forgotten!

by fattree
Snowglobes: Winter Wonderland in a Bottle

When you find yourself lounging in the sun on a warm spring day, longing for the winter season, your snow globe will act as a reminder of the charming, frosty conditions to come.

by danceswithpampers
Maximizing Your Neopoint Earning Potential

A foolproof way to maximize your time playing flash games, while also having fun in the process.

by terragainsborough
The Perfect Neopian Dinner Party

Despair no longer, fellow Neopians. Put down the spatula, take a deep breath ... and read.

by distressedantiquity
Shopping for Fyora

Fyora's birthday is mere months away.

by preencessno
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The Chia-Lupe Feud

Whatever happened to the Chia-Lupe feud? What? What do you mean what feud? Never mind, I know what you mean. That's why I wrote this article! This article was written to remind us all of a cherished hallmark of Neopia, which has fallen by the wayside and been forgotten! So, do you know anything about this marvelously entertaining feud? You know that Lupe treats are shaped like Chias. You know that Chias come in fun fruity flavors. But did you ever wonder why?

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The Purest Spell
His previous owner was a well respected wizard who lived deeply hidden in the forests of Neopia.

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The Taste of Chocolate
His father had made perfectly clear his opinion on chocolate.

"Useless," he said.

by grits_x


Tracking Down a Bloodline: Part Two
"No, Jacques. There’s far more to it than you could ever imagine."

I knew it, Garin thought.

by medit92


Viva la Resistance!: Part Four
Fredrick woke to the pleasant experience of discovering that he had not in fact been killed in his sleep.

by herdygerdy


Smelly Wearables!
*sniff sniff*

by lilyed


Dinner Disaster
This should be fun.

Idea by dutchese159

by lightfpower

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