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Paupers Gourmet Foods

People immediately assume that all Gourmet foods are expensive and out of their reach! Believe me, I used to think the same!

by lorrawins
You Know You Are Addicted To Neoquest II When...

You know what follow the puddles means.

by xilimirg
How To Beat Zenco The Magnificent At His Own Game

A guide that'll sure give you the upper hand in this epic dueling battle.

by navigator123
Avatar Gaming of the 21st Century

Your avatar gaming bland and boring? Well spice it up with new flavors of gaming!

by demonic_cookie41
Throw a Real Life Neopets Party!

This article will give you everything you need to throw the biggest, best Neopets party ever!

by josephsemm
Blumaroo: Right For You?

Why you should be choosing to adopt a Blumaroo as your pet.

by blackfriar
7 Easy and Hopefully Pain-Free Ways to Earn NP

Has this ever happened to you? You suddenly find yourself short on neopoints, and don't know what to do?

by apr312
The Seven Ancient Wonders of Neopia

Throughout Neopia there are many ancient wonders...

by yayzz_1245
Campaign Against Money Tree Pollution

We have to act today to save tomorrow!

by absdafabs
Help! I Have Too Many Neggs!

It's a Gelert eat Gelert world out there.

by preencessno
Skirmishing Skirmishers

Intense music fills your ears, and you shudder as your last Kougra is taken off of the board. All that remains now are two Scorchios and the Eyrie leader...

by blizard131
 
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No Money Tree Pollution



If I said the word 'Money Tree' to you, what images, I wonder, would be first to pop into your mind? Rotting driftwood? An old rotten left sandal? Or, maybe, it would be the very nutritious rockfish? There is one thing these three items all have in common. Not only are they smelly and Fyora knows where they have been, but they are absolutely useless! None of them can be eaten, placed within your humble neohome or worn (not that you would want to!)



Other Stories


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Searching for the Isle
"I'll leave this place," Jasmine decided. "I'll be rid of the feeling that something is missing from my life, and I'll go find a better home on some other island."

by blue_brownie_

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Silverlight: Benjamin
As far as the blue Lupe could remember, his birthdays had never been very enjoyable affairs. Every time a new year came around, it seemed to carry a new responsibility...

by haikumonster

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Daylight's Dirge: Part Five
Parlax frowned, typing a few commands into the computer. An image of Neopia filled the screen. "Where are you planning to attack?"

by kittengriffin

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Unlikely Allies: Part Two
Babolino cleared his throat. "I know that we're all a little bit touchy because they beat us decisively last Cup," he said uncertainly. "But maybe we should give them a chance."

by smoothiegrrl

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Brain Freeze
Don't drink you slushies too fast, now.

by maniac_road

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Slapdash: Smile!
Sometimes it's as if emoticons are there just so you can abuse them. ^^

by inkweaver009



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