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Sartorial Shoyrus: A guide to Shoyru-specific Wearables

A run down on the dashing threads you can treat your Shoyru to this year.

by lotusbutterfly
Moustache Protection- Seven Things you Must Avoid

For many pets it is a mere fantasy, but all long to achieve it. Dynasties have fallen due to the lack of one, and those who are blessed with it, flaunt it proudly to anybody they meet.

by macana
The Hairy Tash: A MANIFESTO

THIS IS OUR MANIFESTO.

by larkspurlane
A Mutant Easter

I understand it can be daunting to select gifts for mutant friends, so with Easter approaching, I thought I would share a list of appropriate items.

by mamasimios
Sympathy for Balthazar

We all know him. Faeries fear him. Sometimes just uttering his name sends chills down one's spine: Balthazar.

by snodin
Key Quest and Heresy: A Second Look

Thought for the day: A logical argument must be dismissed with absolute conviction!

by thatsextraheretical
The Complete Beginner's Guide to NC Trading

Did your neopet recently see an NC item they just had to have, but then you couldn't find it in the mall? Or are your pets' closets full of old items they just don't want to wear anymore?

by horsecrazyirishgirl
Surviving Restocking

That awesome item...

by yayzz_1245
How to Throw the Best Easter Party in Neopia

Let the planning begin!

by rainbow1614
Surviving April Fools Day - Tricks of the Trade

Oh, April Fool's Day — the classic time of the year where mischief is in the air. Have you ever been pranked by one of your friends?

by rtt53
Scaredy-cat's Guide to Surviving the Fool's Day

The 1st of April is here, and all of the Neopians prepare for it in their own special way.

by chilly888
 
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Moustache Protection



The lucky few which are graced with this extraordinary bit of facial hair cannot help but draw attention to it, either by styling it into a particular fashion or growing it to an incredible size. Yet each one of them has one thing in common; they are proud of their beautiful moustache...



Other Stories


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Crooked Glasses
He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked."

by ayame_23

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Just Bring Me Your Ordinary Boring Neggs...
On a warm summer day, a gray Cybunny sits in front of a posh cafe. She orders nothing but a single ice cream cone, vanilla. She pays the cashier in all coins and says nothing.

by fuzzlytiara

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Daylight's Dirge: Part Two
He hadn't had that reaction to the station in years. His body had adjusted to the lighter gravity here.

by kittengriffin

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The Peculiar Incident that is Goldie the Snowbunny: Part Five
"I don't care about world domination."

"But you care about a garden's domination?"

"...Yes."

by elizzabbethh


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The Crazy Pets
Who is the cutest of them all... Certainly not Octonary!

by cameron_and_aspen

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Speak No More
So I guess you could consider it, literally, fish outta water.

by laehlani



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