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The Neopian Food Review: Spooky Food

Spooooooky...

by mrpanda1
Hasee Bounce... or Life Lessons?

It's amazing how much one can learn from a pair of petpets that have somehow rigged a seesaw to catch fruit that defy gravity.

by dragon10044
Saving Neopia One Ship At A Time

Escape to Kreludor is a fantastic game in which 3,000 neopoints can be easily made each day in a relatively small amount of time.

by cyamamide
Faerieland Employment Agency: Guide to Riches

Well, I assume you are reading this article because you want to learn more about the Faerieland Employment Agency

by silly_sarah614
Why Yes, I am Quite Cheap.

Embrace your inner cheapskate!

by chicenhog
Top Ten Beauty Myths Revealed!

Because Unis put in so much effort in grooming themselves, we should be known as Neopia's CLEANEST pets, NOT the most vain!

by thorndie
A Guide to Writing: Guides and other Articles

Articles are the kings of the Neopian Times. They are simple to write, enjoyable and helpful to read, and ANYONE can come up with one.

by danielleplicka
5 Steps to Dominating Neopia

Excellent. You are now my apprentice. I shall call you Bob.

by cloudpuffpuff
Jetsam Day Is Friday. Are You Prepared?

Why are the once so abundant Jetsam now on the limited edition list?

by cloud411908
 
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"Asparagus and Arguments" by jubub33
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Tourists. Who was the idiot who decided we should let all of Neopia..."




Other Stories


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Loom Vs. The Slorg
Loom's most prized possession was his Anti-Gravity Boots. They allowed him to walk up walls and stroll along the ceilings...

by kenophobiaa

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A Shiny Friendship
"Hey, Nova! Why so blue?"

by imogenweasley

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Quests in the Lost Desert: Part Four
"No one steals from the Meerca Brothers and gets away with it."

by a_purplepossum

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There is No Cost to Friendship: Part Four
Friday did not come quickly enough for Brooke.

by jbergz8495

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Starry Stuff; Halloween Issue Part 2
Who took Yuki's arm?? Seriously... Who did?

by marilltachiquin

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Geraptiku and the Cursed Wave, Part 12
Swamp witches hate it when you sneak up on them.

by buizelmaniac



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