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Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 2

Kelp took a good deal of getting in to and so the last thing one wanted was for that effort to have been in vain...

by horripilated
Am I REALLY That Mean?

Yeah, my life started out just fine. Besides the fact my last name was Death, of course.

by cloudpuffpuff
The 100 Neopoint Neopian Readers Program

I thought I would see how many different books I could read – all for under 100 NP! That's not 100 NP each; that is 100 NP all up!

by luxury_tux
Paint Brush Free Painting

It may not be as "deluxe" or "cool" but it certainly saves a whole lot of Neopoints.

by lollipop_dude
Deciphering the Use of the Lever of Doom

That's it? All that doomful anxiety for a measly pickpocket? Impossible.

by silvernonsense
Deciphering the Dome: Anatomy of Set

Perhaps you should try equipping a few weapons?

by destroyalotreformed
Ten Ways to Make an Account "Stick"

It was only two years ago when I decided that keeping one account for a long time was important to me that I began to figure out how to make my account "sticky."

by dulcatis
Itchy Invasion: Blast those Petpetpets!

Your job is to blast all the petpetpets and complete the levels without running out of Pest-B-Gone or filling up the Itch-O-Meter.

by typlohisioh
The Scientific Journal

Jelly does exist. It's on your plates, in your homes, and crammed into your Safety Deposit Boxes by the dozen, for goodness' sake.

by peabodyandsherman
 
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Blast those Petpetpets!



You may think that those Zytches or Bumbluz are cute, but your petpets sure don't feel the same! Once you begin the game, you shall understand. Seeing all those petpetpets in the petpets' fur isn't exactly a pretty sight... Itchy Invasion is a fun game and quite simple once you've mastered the basics. (Hey, just because there's no avatar doesn't mean you shouldn't play it, right?) In Itchy Invasion, you act as Eamann...



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High and Lifted Up
He hated boring-ness. He hated grey-ness. He hated spells. He wanted fun.

by linda_reincarnated

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Escape from the Pirate Caves
I still remember what they said when they first captured me.

by blackghoulmon

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Issue 400: A Confession - Part Four
I rounded one last corner and turned just in time to see the guards speeding around behind me.

Also by sariphe

by chocolateisamust


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Roomies 4: Part Eleven
"That was some fall you took."

Jesc turned her head slowly to her left, blood rushing painfully as she spotted the faerie seated at her bedside: Queen Fyora.

by vanessa1357924680


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Proles
How to earn a lifetime ban from the Kadoatery

by cables

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Breeze
''TNT has a reason for conversion.''

Idea by icysparkle

by moonlit_fantasty




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