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Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 2

Kelp took a good deal of getting in to and so the last thing one wanted was for that effort to have been in vain...

by horripilated
Am I REALLY That Mean?

Yeah, my life started out just fine. Besides the fact my last name was Death, of course.

by cloudpuffpuff
The 100 Neopoint Neopian Readers Program

I thought I would see how many different books I could read – all for under 100 NP! That's not 100 NP each; that is 100 NP all up!

by luxury_tux
Paint Brush Free Painting

It may not be as "deluxe" or "cool" but it certainly saves a whole lot of Neopoints.

by lollipop_dude
Deciphering the Use of the Lever of Doom

That's it? All that doomful anxiety for a measly pickpocket? Impossible.

by silvernonsense
Deciphering the Dome: Anatomy of Set

Perhaps you should try equipping a few weapons?

by destroyalotreformed
Ten Ways to Make an Account "Stick"

It was only two years ago when I decided that keeping one account for a long time was important to me that I began to figure out how to make my account "sticky."

by dulcatis
Itchy Invasion: Blast those Petpetpets!

Your job is to blast all the petpetpets and complete the levels without running out of Pest-B-Gone or filling up the Itch-O-Meter.

by typlohisioh
The Scientific Journal

Jelly does exist. It's on your plates, in your homes, and crammed into your Safety Deposit Boxes by the dozen, for goodness' sake.

by peabodyandsherman
 
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"The Affair of the Faerie Paintbrush" by feng_ling1
"Carol Elizabeth? What are you—?" The words were scarcely out of my mouth when my sister shouted me down. "Isla, great news! I'm going to be painted! The wishing well gave Lian a faerie paintbrush!"




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Conformity: The Bane of My Existence
If there is one thing I'm entirely positive of, it's this: Romaline always gets what she wants.

by wanderlustre

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A Farmer's Love of Meridell (II)
Kids these days just aren't taught to appreciate a fine vegetable anymore.

by autotune

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I've Never Felt Better: Part Two
Soon the balloon began to drift upwards, away from the ground. Haquin dropped back into the basket and cut the rope...

by catofparadise

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Petpet Talk: Lost Adventures in Geraptiku - Part Three
"Actually, that wouldn't be very wise," advised the Tekkal. "Strange things have happened to people who lurk outside the Tomb."

by christmas_ice

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The 10 Million Neopoint Difference
That's a lot of zeros.

by stardial

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The Ithalyas Chronicles - The Stormbringer #3
In which there is fear.

by kattrish



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