|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 400 | 10th day of Swimming, Y11
|Defenders Good, Garoo BadSparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...|
|400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the HeadacheStrobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway...|
|Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!|
|Too Many Good EntriesThis, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence. |
|Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of DefaultA petpage? What would anybody do with that?|
Quite a lot, as it turns out.
|400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your PetpetYour petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one.|
|An Open Letter of Non-PraiseThe Neopian Times is in dire straits.|
|The Neopian Times PhrasesWhere did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.|
|What Neopian Holiday Are You?What Neopets festival could you be?|
|Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of!Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia. |
|Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV!The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history.|
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Krawk Island Takes First
As former second place winners have done in the past, the Krawks persevered and took home the long sought trophy. Lost Desert was defeated by Krawk Island in the first round of the finals, pitting them against Kreludor for bronze. Shenkuu beat first seeded Kreludor to face the Krawks for gold. But, unfortunately for the ninjas, the pirates discovered gold in the form of a first place trophy...
|Three Kreludan Rocks|
"Don't play dumb with me," Valka snapped, slamming a hoof on his desk making the two jump. "Those three rocks you collected while you were off strutting around Kreludor."
|Unlucky Issue Four Hundred|
The magazine was the four hundredth issue of "Neopia Fashion Monthly," and it lay open to the page that had just informed Phairix that her long trunk was just not "in."