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How to Make a Grey Neopet Smile

Fool proof steps for making your grey pet smile.

Also by enchantmentunknown

by fieryangel40

An Exclusive Interview with AAA!

(drum roll please!) ...Aristotle A. Avinroo!

by kittenkutie936
Choosing Your Avatar

If you're tired of always using the same avatar, or you find that everyone is using the one you are, this article could be very helpful.

by laruvy
What To Do With An Invisible Pet

While we were playing our games of the day, she disappeared. At first I thought it was a glitch.

by princess_penguin_
Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies

Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute
Neopia Central on Grey Day

Enjoy the Grey Experience.

by larkspurlane
Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why)

Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing?

by fancifully
Sad Days in the Dome: Battledome Weapon Downgrades

Nothing depresses the average Battledomer like that really elite weapon that they just can't have.

by stoicjohn
If Neopia Were Plantopia, An April Fool's Day Joke

This is what the current Neopian worlds would become if Neoplants took over.

by wildanimal7722
The Truth Behind Neoplants

Now EAT SUN! EAT SUN! Rawr rawr rawr rawr! XD

by xx7flame7xx
Avoiding Grey Day

In order to save the cheerier side of Neopian society and save us from the possible horrors of our heroes turning to sobbing refuse, I have compiled a list of five ways to avoid Grey Day.

Also by phoenix_through_fire

by concertogreat_8

 
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Avoiding Grey Day



Some, like the Usuki Shopkeeper, and Illusen, cannot live one day without being cheerful. Just the thought of Grey Day makes them quake in their boots, and they burst into tears upon having the holiday mentioned. It can be extremely damaging to the Neopian public to see Jeran bawling his eyes out on the streets, and that brings us to the point of this article. In order to save the cheerier side of Neopian society and save us from the possible horrors of our heroes turning to sobbing refuse, I have compiled a list...



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Ghostentine's Day Parade
Every year my dance class-- the best in Neopia Central-- was signed up to dance on a pink and red float in the Valentine's Day parade.

by unosilvah

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Rodger the Food Snatcher
"You just tripped me so you could get my basket of food!" Alice snapped.

by prettyxcutiexhere

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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Six
The witches always lived on the line; it was where the magic and the power were, after all. And here Edna was, walking the line between life and death...

by herdygerdy

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The Wish: Part One
"Thank you," she murmured. "I can give you one wish. But choose wisely. I will not give you another wish..."

by newmoon653

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SOLD OUT!#2
You want a WHAT?!?

by _pokemon12_63

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Grey Days
Because being the faerie of greyness just isn't hard enough already...

by suparainbow13



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