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Why Our World Will Explode - Skarl's Throne

If architects are busy RSing Draik Eggs, it's no wonder our Castles are lopsided.

by miracletoast
Neopia On A Budget

It is my pleasure to present to you just some of the best items available in Neopia. These items are so good because they are both cheap and they often serve more than one purpose...

by luxury_tux
The Top 10 Most Indigestible Foods in Neopia

Steer clear of those "foods" that should never have been classified as edible in the first place.

by fancifully
Exclusive Neopian Interviews: Plushie Palace Cybunny

She is most often seen immersed in a flood of colorful plushies, and is probably harder working than you are.

by scorchi123
Top Ten Reasons Why Pet Rocks Rock!

Many famous and historic Neopians from Brucey B to Bug Eye McGee have had a faithful pet rock standing silently by their sides. Or sitting... or whatever it is rocks do.

by kitkat582
Ten Questions We May Never Find the Answers To

What exactly are camouflage Ixi supposed to blend in to?

by silvernonsense
Chef Bonju Avatar Solved

No avatar has ever remained unsolved for this length of time without someone having it until now.

by xtremethefallen
Making Your Goldrun-Themed Neohome

Wooden houses line the streets with shuttered windows and melodiously creaking porches.

by be2aware
CayCaed! Travels: Goldrun

The wacky duo is back for another round of reviews!

by kattrish
Ten Ways Not to Get to Goldrun

Don't you dare tell her I said this, but 100, even 1000 of Jhudora's quests won't gain you access to Goldrun.

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by akari24

 
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10 Most Indigestible Foods



On our quest to find victuals that make foods classified as "gross" seem like Ambrosia, our eyes have watered, our stomachs have churned and fellow travellers have accused us of insanity after seeing our questionable food choices. It has all been worth it, though, as without further ado I can now present to you the Top 10 Most Indigestible Foods in Neopia. I strongly suggest you avoid...



Other Stories


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Of Hidden Towns and Secret Messages
The Desert Aisha's soft leather boots made no sound as he sneaked towards the back. For some reason, he found it important not to disturb the silence inside the tomb...

by iloenchen

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Life of a Mediocre Gamer
Hi. I'm Abigail. And my brother is the famous AAA. Best gamer in Neopia. And you know something? He's kind of a jerk.

by ginny_invisible

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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Three
"You look as if you've been here all your life – a real local," Sophie lied.

by herdygerdy

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Cycle of the Moon: Part Ten
The tall metal gates were unguarded in the dark night, and Ganduo slipped through them quietly. The fog was thick...

by reggieman721

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Foiled Again
Excellent indeed.

by xxkatiexx_07

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Purple!
Respect your elders.

by arycapricat



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