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A Delicious Valentine's Day

A scrumptious meal plan for your holiday celebration.

by rose_consumption
The Patient Millionaires

I like to have my investments scattered so I can always rely on a steady income if one of my groups become inactive.

by masterxed2
Slothic Neopets: Your Minion of DOOM and You!

How many Neopets do you think have ended up languishing in the Neopian Pound because their owners were ill-equipped to deal with their seditious conduct?

by carrotopian
Complete Mush: Fifteen Valentine Gifts for the Lost

So here it is, that time of year again when you're surrounded by pink paper, red hearts, and enough chocolate to cause dentists to cry into their plastic gloves.

by giggilogalmewmew
Chocolate Neopets – There's Nothing Sweeter

Do you dream of a neopet that is sweet and unique? If so, a chocolate neopet may be the perfect pet for you.

by catspook
Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Valentines Day

Lots of gift ideas and ways to help you celebrate Valentines Day in style.

by shiscabar
Homemade Valentine's Gifts (Now with 37% more Love)

Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" more than something you took the time and care to make.

by mistrissmanda
Perfecting Your Valentine's Day Meal

If you're a little behind on your dinner plans and have a few guests coming over to your neohome, or simply want to give your Neopets a special Valentine's Day dinner, don't panic!

Also by deadlaw

by ridiculer

Getting in the Valentine's Day Spirit

Learn how to get in the spirit of Valentine's Day!

by tepoen321
Are You a Neopian Sweetheart? – A Valentine Quiz

If you had to describe Valentine's Day with only one word, it would be...

by imsleepingbeauty
Finding the Perfect Anti-Valentines Day Gift

You like giving gifts, but you don't like the message of the day.

by lily2b18
The Case for a Valentine's Paint Brush

Red and pink? Now that's a winning combination.

by cyniska
 
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"A 'Dreamy' Valentines" by blonde310
Jhudora scowled as the Queen left. She then stared at the object in her hand. "Bottle of Love?" she sneered. Jhudora tossed the bottle carelessly behind her, though it was a rather foolish mistake. It landed in the potion, causing the cauldron to bubble and shake. Jhudora stared at it, mouth ajar. Before long, the potion erupted into the room, its scent...




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Gilly: Wait, what's that around the bend?

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Ice Cream
Aw, how sweet!

by seahorsepond

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Uh oh...
Random silliness :)

by evaniab



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