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Advanced Stocking Techniques

Daytrading doesn't have to be risky.

by kevy27300
Musical Marvels

So, you want to play the piano? Or the flute? You want to set up your own rock band?

by holy_dragon_fire132
Abandoning Your Neopet - The Right Choice?

You enter the pound with your pet, who is happily content, having been told that it was getting a new brother or sister...

by umbreae
The House Warming Party Guide for All Neopians

Plan your very own house-warming party in those spanking new neohomes of yours! Suitable for all Neopians. :)

by icysapphires
The Addictive Auction House

If you have never been to the auction house, then you're missing out on some great items.

by amysmother_8
NeoQuest: Getting Started

Do you know how to wisely spend your skill points?

by eletrostatic
Rock On, Neopia!

Another night filled with endless music coming from Neopia's greatest bands.

by kattrish
Olim333's Guide To Being A Successful Royal Pet

Teach your royal pets how to act properly.

by olim333
Creating a More Bow-eutiful Neopia

Whether we're talking about a classy plaid bow or a daring red one, this article will reveal it all!

by welikedots
The Boards for the Bored

The unspoken rules and general discussions of the Neoboards.

by puffalump10
 
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"The Last Petpet Herder" by vulpy37
After three depressing interviews, Danny had almost lost hope in finding a job and his dream of becoming a superhero. Then the Mynci spotted a help wanted ad in the Neopian Times: Samrin, the previous petpet herder, needed a vacation and so a new extreme header must be found. Danny jumped this perfect offer: "Saving petpets and earning some neopoints to fund my adventure!" A great combination, he thought. So here Danny was, sitting nervously in a wooden chair...




Other Stories


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Confessions & Forgiveness
"Finally!!" Meghan cried, and taking my hand she led me through a door labeled 'Create-A-Neopet.'

by kamcd711

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Kidnapped Under the Stars
"I need a new flower!" Shanika cried, running out of her room...

by do_u_luv_me23

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Fools and Children: Part Three
GM shrugged and replied, "We need to get both of us off this boat, but we're at the mercy of our captors."

by mamasimios

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The Yellow Gelert: Part One
"Hey, Pix," she said slowly. "Since it's summer, could I get a job?"

by pixie_29

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Why Can't I...
I can't, because...

by sue_sa

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Arbitrary
Ever hate it when someone asks you to tell them something, then they change their mind?

by risen_hope11



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