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|What Kind of Weewoo Are You?To celebrate the 350th issue of the Neopian Times, I've created a quiz to help you find out which Weewoo you are. |
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|35.0 Little Known Facts About the Altador Cup11. The Altador Cup Quiz is an elaborate plot designed by TNT to control the minds of all Neopians.|
|The Art Gallery - Tricks of the TradeThe Art Gallery Contest! Hidden in the depths of the Art Center's catacombs, artists of all ages and skill levels gather to show their finest arts in hopes of winning this coveted prize. |
|Treats on a BudgetWith no omelette or soup involved, here are some ways |
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|Wahoo! Neopian Times is 350!Welcome to The Neopian Times milestone 350th edition celebration! All editions are special, but some are more special than others.|
|The Old Neopian's Guide to the New NeopiaFor any of the other veterans who've been flung kicking and screaming back into the world of Neopets, I intend to summarize all the changes that make Neo-Neopia what it is today.|
|Dear Crabby: I Hate You AllApparently this week is Issue 350, and according to my editor, that's some big event. All of the columnists are supposed to write celebration-themed articles. To this I say, "Pbbbth."|
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|A Look in Neopian HistoryStepping into the past, we will re-live some of the greatest moments in Neopian History and celebrate the countless Neopian achievements...|
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|So You Want To Be a Writer?The first step to becoming a writer is learning what a story is so you can create your own.|
|Newspapers Across NeopiaWell, I can tell you right now that the Neopian Times is the only Neopian Times in existence- however, it is not the only newspaper on Neopia.|
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"350 Days Of My Deepest Desires" by ayame_23
"Feel free to go. I'll see you again tonight after sunset," Nyx addressed his lamp. The purple fish peered up at him with gratitude, and, in a fluid motion, its large mouth closed, sealing away its rather sharp-looking teeth, and its light blinked out. With that, the small creature turned and swam off, disappearing through Nyx's home as it swam for the door. Nyx waited until his lamp had vanished from view, and then he released a sigh. He didn't bother to turn and try plumping up his pillowfish again...