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The Pound: Unfair Advantage Or Absolute Delight?

There are a certain few who disagree with the pound and feel that people are misusing the pound to gain pets by 'sniping' them and not 'earning' them. But the question I put to you is this... what do we mean when we say 'earn'?

by sislee110
Darigan Neopets: Vicious or Just Misunderstood?

I've written up three truths to convince you that Darigan neopets really aren't all that bad- and can actually be your loyal companions for quite some time, if you'd give them the chance.

by the_past___
If You Can Swing It, Bring It!

Let's start with the basics. The Blumaroo stands under a tree branch where a mini-Kass is waiting for you to push it off.

by deuceloosely4711
200m Peanut Dash: Game Guide

In this game you play a puppyblew who is playing fetch with a green Elephante.

by star_shine_88
Chronic Neolodgers: The Truth Behind the Addiction

People who suffer from this addiction constantly feel compelled to keep their pets in the Neolodge. Even when they have no plans to go out or leave Neopia for a bit, Chronic Neolodgers always have their pets in the Neolodge.

by 101monica101
Snow Wars 2 Guide

In the beginning, it's all about getting the right battlefield setup. You want there to be no snowmen near the outskirts...

by ohguesswhat
Getting the Best of the Post

It makes a huge difference if the trade is the newest one there or the oldest.

by yampuff
Planning the Perfect Picnic

They say spring is a very social season, so why not combine your love for fresh air and friendship by hosting your very own picnic?

by icey_princess_
The Battledome: An In-depth Guide

Today's weapons are not as strong as they appear. This current stage is causing major inflation and deflation in pricing.

by virtualbori
Destruct-O-Match III – More Boulder Smashing Fun

Following in the tradition of the earlier two versions of this game, Destruct-O-Match III brings more puzzling fun.

by dipper70
Maraqua's Plea for Help

Summer has started... which means, it is time for the yearly Altador Cup games! Of course with it comes the question, "which team will you support?"

by syariesx
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"Witches Further Abroad" by herdygerdy
The meteor cracks in two, and the figure it contained stands up. He looks around, and a thin smile spreads across his face. "Perfect," the figure says in a raspy voice. "It shall start here." In a million alternate universes, the figure would have succeeded in his plans. In a million universes, the station wouldn't have depressurised and Grimilix would have made it back in time. In a million universes, Neopia would have fallen. This is not one of those universes. This universe has Witches...

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