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A Mynci's Guide to Beach Volleyball

I suggest warming up for a few moments, since games can get pretty intense. The best matches always seem to start just at noon, when the sun is unbearably hot.

by sweetie_me274
Questiquette

Simply select "Quests" from the Neoboard Index and help is just a click away. After all, the kind folks in here are willing to lend a hand!

by mamasimios
Berry Bash: A Step Back... and in the Right Direction

Berry Bash, like older games on Neopets, has no end, but simply becomes harder and harder.

by coolboy224
Top Ten Brain Substitues for Vegetarian Zombies

Remember kids, eat your veggies!

by seahorsepond
What Sort of Paintbrush Suits YOU?

Take the following quiz to find out exactly what kind of paintbrush suits YOUR personality!

by 1stlittlepig
Making Neofriends - The Courteous Way

In my opinion, to make a friend here, you need good manners and some courtesy.

by bambipurr
Sheryaya's Article: Committee and the Players

I've come to Altador to find out about conditions for the upcoming tournament.

by rypsy999
The Truth Behind the Mysterious Spacecraft

I refuse to accept the current idea that the spacecraft is simply for "observing Neopian weather."

by 07017940
Xweetok Care

When picking your Xweetok, keep in mind that they have a lot of energy to burn.

by mewmewchanbabbit
Fostering Neopets

This helping can be done in different ways. Some users just feed and play with the animals; others go as far as painting a pet.

by i_wanna_be_thatgirl
Beneath the Rocky Surface: The Interview with a Rock

A pet rock + A translator = An interview.

by yippo_yippee
Serving Up the Berries- A Guide to Berry Bash

Rufus the Kougra has a very important occupation. His job is to feed the many hungry customers...

by jillian3_3
 
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"The Story of Baby Angel" by ilovefoxtrot
My owner became absolutely starry-eyed and declared that my petpet was such a Baby Angel. I decided to humor her and told her that's what I would name it, Baby Angel. Apparently I have a dormant sense of irony. As soon as my owner dropped us off at home and left to go earn more neopoints, my pet's eyes went from angelic to devilish in three seconds flat...




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The Squeezy Toothbrush
My mother is a very hygienic person, and being the male Shoyru that I am, I do not take part in the thing she calls 'bathing' very often...

by tabbsizzles

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Story of a Scriblet
How did I end up here? In a few seconds, it all came back. The pesky Aisha, the terrifying paw of Fluffy the Warf...

by popdoom

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The Inspectre: Part Two
"No," said Wegy. "This is the same spectre. A transforming one, obviously. I have heard of it before, but..."

by flying_tree

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Reshar Collifay: A Star in the Making - Part Three
"We play Brightvale next. It's going to be tough, and I heard there's going to be thousands of people there to watch us... including Altador Cup scouts!"

by samschelfhout2

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Green Spikes: Revenge!
The Grundo Leader won't know what hit 'im.

by okami_ginhane

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The Class of '08 Part Nine
This challenge will be...

by _dead_meat_x_



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