|Stand behind yer sheriff
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|Item InvestingInvestment items are items that have a very good chance of growing in value significantly. |
|N for Zurroball?But wait, click the N?! N?! Surely this Neopian meant Z.|
|Harrowing Holidays: Darigan CitadelMaybe if your pet's a battler, they can try training their petpet. Or perhaps the evil one in your family can get a new look perfectly fitting his personality. Card games, cute toys, all this and more can be found in the Darigan Citadel...|
|Font WarsOne of the worst aspects of the font rating craze is that each rater rates to different criteria. |
|Top Eight Most Evil Neggs Of NeopiaNo matter how much we fear and hate the evil that lurks in and above Neopia, we all can't help but adore its evil little Neggs...|
|The Villain's Guide to Being Taken SeriouslyYou have to get the cackle down pat before you do anything else. This is vital.|
|Top Plushies of Neopia!The top 10 most loved, famous, cutest and the most rarest plushies Neopia has to offer!|
|Fyora - A Dark Faerie In Disguise?Recently I have discovered a large amount of disturbing evidence that Fyora is, in fact, a dark faerie in disguise.|
|Eight Ways To Make An Impressive Pet On A BudgetYou love your pet, but you also don't have a lot of neopoints to spend.|
|A Closer Look at the Mysterious XweetokNobody knows the Xweetok's true origins, or why they sport their unusual features. So I decided to take a closer look...|
|The Guide to QasalaThis guide will explain everything about Qasala that you ever needed to know.|
|Carrot Cake! and Other Fantastical Cybunny TreatsThe Cybunny's most favourite food in all of Neopia is the carrot. |
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"The Tree of Everlasting Meeples" by ssjelitegirl
There was barely any sunshine as the treetops got thicker, and the whole place radiated a sort of grim, sulky, hopeless, deserted feeling of times long gone and souls who would never return to this forgotten pathway. "Aaaand it's a happy-happy world, a happy-happy-happy world, the happy-happy-happy world of a meeee-pit..."
"Detention again, Sarah. Tomorrow, please try a little harder to focus..."
"Mom," Emerveille whined. "I DON'T see the point in going to the Employment Agency so early on a Saturday morning..."
|Fine Line: Part Five|
"I'm not stealing the Bust of Nefertissi for you," said Alamor. The camouflage Kougra folded his arms. "Our partnership is over..."