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|How to Write a Short StoryShort stories are the perfect length to write when you are sitting at home for a day, bored.|
|Here To Be A Hero!Heroes are in high demand! Take the quiz below to find out what Hero you are most like...|
|Why They Don't Wear Clothes!There are three neglected segments of the Neopet population that, sadly, can't don clothes or hand-held accessories. These are the Baby Neopets, the Maraquan Neopets, and the Mutant Neopets...|
|What Pets Are Now: A TrophyI also like to make my pets pretty, and such. But I know that is not the whole point of Neopets. |
|Yes, I am a Shop-O-HolicThe new mall features an ample selection of items for users to customize their pets with. |
|Bilge Dice: What To KeepYou don't have to win every game to make money; all you have to do is win more than 1 in 4 games.|
|Have a Happy Grey Day!Make your Grey pet happy! How, you ask. Well, that is exactly what the purpose of this article is. |
|All Hail The Mallow GrundoWe've established that Grundos are the best species and mallow is the best flavor, so what happens when you put the two together? Well only the best pet ever to happen upon Neopia: the Mallow Grundo.|
|Note to SlothGloom and doom go hand in hand.|
|Tips to Keeping your Neobuddy Happy!After you are matched with your perfect buddy, you will be ready for some fun!|
|Grey Day Woes: Memoirs of the FallenThus, the Super Journalist begins her one-of-a-kind noble quest for the truth...|
|Rid Dismay On Grey Day!Feeling gloomy? Not any longer! Here's 8 ways to make your Grey Day a blast.|
|Clearing the Misconception About Grey PetsGrey coloured pets are very misunderstood and cloaked in the myth that Grey pets are always gloomy.|
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Hurray For Grey Day.
Whatever. Not that you care. I know I don't. Anyways, I'm a grey girl Kougra. I'm not really sure what we're learning here, honestly. Every day, even Grey Day, is boring and drab for me. But nobody gives a rat's hat, so it doesn't matter. Anyways, let's just get this over with. Alright, now I'm going to teach you—wait—how to have f-fff-uunnn -shiver- on Grey Day? -Mumbles- I don't see how that's possible, but I'll give it a shot. Now here are eight not-so-great things to do on Grey Day...
|Learning to Accept|
Yes, indeed, Lil and Shirly used to be one of Neopia's wealthy, high up on the society ladder with the avatar collectors, the Battledomers, and the restockers...
|Dreams of Flying|
Well, it wasn't so much being a Draik. It was true, he liked his midnight blue scales spangled with golden stars, and being able to light the candles on his birthday cake...